Portal Panties: The Test Run

I might not be able to just scan them once and memorize the position of literally every piece of information on the card like you, but i still think i should be able to turn 'em on." he snarked back, boxers already starting to form a tent.

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Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Nineteen

Will the entire story collapse under the weight of its own snark? how long will it take to go completely off the rails and shatter the 4th wall? tune in often to find out! i'll be updating chapters almost as soon as they're written.

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Fox and Falco 2

I expect less snark from you now. understood?" "sir, i promise. i'll tone it down a notch." falco replied. humbled by the lapine's generosity. "all i'm askin', commander." \*\*\* falco walked into the communal showers with barely contained glee.

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The Swords that Bind- Part 7 The First Sword Found!

"your snark is ever appreciated, dain." "what can i say, it's preprogrammed." the robotic creature shrugged, his robotic jaws managing a grin, or maybe a smirk. "look, there's just too much empty space in here.

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Wrapped Up

“more like your funeral,” he snarks as your back is pressed against the stretchy fabric. you receive no further acknowledgment as he wraps his left foot in the same way as his right.

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A Weird Introduction

Helios snarked, eyeing that damned drink before smiling lazily to the possum. "you should probably go home now. doubt anything else ever happening in this party." "yeah, i should probably do that."

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Lost in the Silent Forest

He had to be honest, already feeling disappointed at the town itself, he didn't need calvin's snark to be added on top of it.

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Through a Screen

I didn't talk at all during sociology or philosophy, and i didn't even have to contain my snark when the holier-than-thou mouse chick started spouting scripture. i ignored dinner and my homework load and logged on to tu. one message. "_i did it again.

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Lunar Tales Arc 1 [Rebellion] Chapter 2 - Bigotry Issues

The hybrid snarked as he brandishes his claws. "you think you can take us all on? kill this trash!" the lead thug commanded as the large thug lunges at him.

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Story of the Year

snarked george. "but you haven't read the interviews i'm still putting in." george paused and swallowed, curling up tighter to his ex on the couch.

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Lucky Break

He said it with such snark that kitsune glowered at him. troy ignored it. he had changed into a looser-fitting set of clothes, exposing more of his body.

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