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Hopping Along, Ch. 13 - Mirror

“dick measuring contest. it’s metaphorical, jeeze, betty.” kyle half heard the conversation. he was still staring down at jiffy, their tokens, and back. when another moment of silence passed he looked up. “justice thinks about his own life.

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The Anniversary Present [COM]

"okay, i haven't gone out and competed against everyone we know in a literal dick measuring contest. i've only seen a handful of other guys naked and that's the observation that i made." "even tim?" that piqued darren's interest.

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Dont Bring Strange Dragons Home

Luckily, malte was pretty lucky in his own right and didn't want to get into a literal dick-measuring contest with stitches as he still had a night to look forward to. “are you ready, my battery~?" “my… what?"

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Part 1

"the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the water's flowing down the river, the mountains stand tall and eddie still tries to make everything into a dick measuring contest..."

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One Hell of a Night - Chapter 7

"i don't want to be here if you're going to be having a dick-measuring contest. i'll even go so far as to leave, if that's what it takes for you two to stop fighting over who's better at kissing or giving blowjobs.

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Ballers: Pregame

The challenge rick enjoyed more than any other though was proving his unrivaled masculinity, whether that meant flexing the physique he'd earned through countless hours in the gym and a strict food regimen or having a dick measuring contest between whatever

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Daddy Bear's Boy: New Friends Chap 1

"duncan was joking that they sent us in here so they can have a dick-measuring contest." nav finally said with a smile. "he also seems to think harley must be, um... big all over."

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Daddy-Bear's Boy 4

"duncan was joking that they sent us in here so they can have a dick measuring contest." nav finally said with a smile. "he also seems to think harley must be um... big all over."

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Broken Toys Part 4

"yeah yew two need ta stop having a dick measuring contest and just ask him back to the tower like a nice fella.

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Hellbound Hearts [Commission]

I think it’s kind of a clit-measuring contest for them, but it’s always wild.” “so like… an orgy?” mal asked, not sounding put-off by the idea. “sort of. an orgy’s all about sex, but this is like… 40% sex, 40% drinking and 20% dancing.

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Coping Mechanism/Pet Project

Nikki was \*certainly\* watching the impromptu the measuring contest with undisguised lust, and the cougaress licked hir lips - a \*hungry\* expression on hir face. the moment passed.

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The Beastmaker's Quest - UNICORN

Ah, the eternal romance of the male dick-measuring contest!

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