Next to Last

All the lame cartoon and video game characters go here.

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Baby Sitter Surprise

I guess", max replied lamely. "do you want to find out", julie asked, a slight red glow hinting beneath her white furred cheeks. max's eyes went wide as saucers and his mouth hung comically open as he gaped at her.

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Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 08: One-Night Stand, or Not

"you're lame." "but you like this lame self, so am i really the one to blame?" he rolled his eyes, a bit missing that arm around his neck. "how about this, be nice to me tonight, and i might start to think of you as my friend."

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More than Fun

I hope that doesn't sound lame to you, because... if it does, hey, that's a good thing for us to learn early on. but, if it doesn't sound lame?

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Twice Bitten, One Guy

Her flavor and aroma were interesting, which sounds lame, but i was still getting used to it. it wasn't taking long.                 inside me, i was feeling a heat rising.

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Toilet Tiger

Instead of going to some lame job in the city, he went to his lame job out in the horse stalls. the difference was, he very much liked mucking out the stalls.

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Sphere City (Chapter 1: Genetics)

It might seem a little lame at first, but once you've read a few chapters, then read this chapter over; you'll find it's not so lame as it seemed at first.

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Just a horse

This horse is completely lame! - austin cursed quietly. i almost fainted from pain when his kick reached the suppurating wound. then the rough pull on the bridle and i stumbled after him toward the cart.

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Ander - Chapter 3, Subchapter 37

He moved towards the wall at a lame shuffle, but a lame shuffle much faster than any other wolf would have been able to manage, following the scent of ander's blood.

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Evil at Blackwood Manor

I still say your costume is lame, bro." jalor's costume is a suit of armor. or rather, a body suit that was given the look of armor. it's actually pretty cheap.

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The Hybrid War Chronicles

But we would have to suppress our hatred, for our mission was simple: gaurd the general. what a waste of our talents. you are wondering why we are doing this lame-ass job, yes?

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Making a Change

"i guess you're just a lame, lame bunny with a soft, lame belly and long, lame ears." "my ears aren't lame! look at my piercings!"

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