Commission: A Half-priced Book

He could see it now, partying, drinking bloody marys on hammocks on the beach, the setting sun shining on them with the cool blue water in the distance, sex every night, oh yes that would be _fan-tastic, yessiree._ or maybe he would display it on his shelf

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(Slasher) The Ass-Lacerating Lass Assassin

Summoning up the last of her courage or cowardice, delia dumped the rest of her sleeping pills into her hand, grabbed her bloody mary cocktail, and opened her mouth wide.

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The Seeker, Chapter 7

We even have some type-o bloody maries for when dracula flaps by for a visit. also all sorts of nice munchies which i tend to mooch off of on a fairly regular basis despite repeated warnings from my mistress as to the dire consequences if i get caught.

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A Renegade Reborn - 12 - Cowboy

Can you do a bloody mary?" "you want it full of all kinds of stuff? or just strong?" "i want breakfast in a glass," i said, then readied my hand over the tap point. there went fifteen credits. "that's a little steep."

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Pokemon Story - The Crooks and The Krookodile Ch. 1

You threw jim lee, bloody mary, calamity jon, big horn and even me under the wagon. you ran us over and left us for dead, and that is something that i'll never forgive.

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Blueshift

For obvious reasons, her daily bloody mary (with _actual_pig's blood, vodka, celery juice and tomato juice) was not on the menu. she looked at her "alpha" and whined, expecting another oreo. "no blue," owen said.

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How the Fuck did I Get Here Ch 2: Asshole

Caution: yiff, gay yiff, strong drug and alcohol references... this story brought to you by about 3 bloody mary's which i just discovered are an awesome drink. enjoy i woke up to the sound of my cell phone vibrating.

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Making Up For Lost Time: Falling for a Bear

"well, i'm gonna go get dressed," sombra said, "then i think we're getting bloody marys today since we didn't yesterday. we'll stop by that place on our way to the mall, congrats on your first time sucking a dick kitten.

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Making Up For Lost Time

Sombra had offered to serve them all bloody marys, but when her mom had given her a testy glance she had recanted the offer with a laugh and said it was just a joke.

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Truth or Fantasy Dick

"a bloody mary? salty and tomatoey?" "gross!" audrey protested. "well, pussies just don't taste sweet to me," elaine shrugged. jeana said, "elaine likes salty things. never even seen her eat a candy bar." "salted honeydew melon."

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