That crazy high school drama supernatural crime fighter story every writer makes eventually.
I know, it's sick humor, but when you fight the undead, who can blame you. you have to have a dark humor or you won't live. school starts and is at lunch in a blur, mostly because i sleep through it all.
KC Chapter 1: Ain't Life a Bitch?
Dry, dark humor abounds within. it's a fap story, i know this, and i enjoy pointing it out._ "ooh yeah, f-fuck that's it. who's a good bitch, hmm? who's a good lil bitch in heat?"
Desperate Times...
"enough with the dark humor kion. we don't want kovu wetting himself in fear." "i wasn't scared!" kovu said defensively. "yeah sssssuuuuurrrreee you weren't!" simba said playfully, as kovu rolled his eyes.
Secrets Ch. 9
Instead of my reflection staring back at me my demonic visage is reflected back at me with a dark humor twinkling in his eyes. letting a groaning sigh i step closer to the counter and confront my alter ego.
Desperate measures
But i didn't think the jaguar was much in the mood for dark humor. eight hours later, when i was forced to admit that the second scan hadn't turned up anything, i began to think that i might take one just to avoid working beneath her angry glare.
Vulpine Gratitude (OLD)
Suel met this dark humor with a brief frown, but he soon smiled again and kissed the vulpine upon the cheek.
Female Psychology
The human chuckled at her dark humor, his meaty lips twitching under his neatly trimmed mustache. “you'd be the first, lady panther. felines have these things called claws, especially when they walk around barefooted.
Myshel: Awake (Part I)
Oh well," the coyote said, voice rich with dark humor, squeezing what by its sound and feel myshel realized must be a diaper. myshel cringed, his face becoming hot beneath his white fur, black ears burning in shame. what had been done to him?
Under His Boots
Under his boots by: blobskin contains: mlp, anthro, micro, cities, unaware, foot/boot crush, mass death, dark humor version: 2 --- the city of nivron. quiet, peaceful, vast.
The Vulpine Smile chapter 1
"we'll see about that i guess," i replied with dark humor. he gave me a look; and once again i thought i saw pity in his eyes, but it was gone before i could focus too much on it.
Pounded in the Ass by my 3D-Printed Rubberskunk Duplicate
He mused with dark humor and grabbed last night's can of cerulean buck, pouring the mostly flat concoction into his coffee. "nothing lucky about franklin." another sigh.
Return to Vassalized Earth: Honorable Service
Haresh's voice was full of dark humor. “i need my guard in top physical and mental shape! do it for me, if not for yourself!" “as you order," brolath bowed.