Welcome to the Neighborhood
No telling any of his bad dad jokes, no getting too drunk off the beer they'd be drinking, and no humiliating himself by doing that bad victory dance he sometimes did when his favorite team, the sundowns, won a game. everything had to go perfectly.
The Rogue and the Hunter 5 - Ghosts of Her Past
Vyse turned his head slowly with the perplexed sneer of someone who didn't get the dad joke but was too embarrassed to ask. "...what?"
Jockstraps: Colton Corrupted
We're pretty sure it's because some of the guys in it are _total_ dads fully equipped with a p3 symbiont that makes them spout out dad jokes." cameron snorted a little upon imagining that scenario. this banter reminded him of the good old days.
Patterson: A Heart as Warm as His Padding
"save the dad jokes for dad. i mean our dear husband clark." his wife kissed him on the cheek, then patted his lower cheeks. "get going now, pittypat."
Swimwear: Ballsy Blaine
"dad jokes? really?" "we've got the look, right?" that, he had to agree with and that wasn't a bad thing. "come on. let's actually get cleaned up a little." trent called over their bath host who migrated them to a much cleaner bath.
The 'Coon for the Job
Their father joked, laughing madly at his own jab while pulling out from the driveway. "yeah! if anything he should get an xbox one!" joshua added, looking pleased with himself for contributing. "a what? a sex pot? joshua!"
WindSwept: Chapter 7
dad joking around again?" "yeah." i closed the book and slowly stood up, keeping flora on my back. "hold on tight, let's go somewhere." "where? we're not familiar with this city." "hence a little exploration time."
Boiling Water
Leave it to the creator of existence to know who likes dad jokes. "on the topic of water," arceus said, "i wanted to talk with you about your son." kurt frowned and turned his eyes away. "i have no son." "don't play dumb with me." arceus said.
Stalking Sergal
He may be a dork who constantly leaves his rubbish scattered across my station, someone who tells the corniest dad-jokes, and is the type of guy who purposely gets on my nerves every chance he gets, but right now it feels as if the entire world has fallen
Layers: Distance and Destiny
His father joked that it was the endorphins though tarou was pretty sure that was just his dad trying to sound smart and had no idea what endorphins really were.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Ch. 1: Heart of ice
Very good” he says smiling "and the dad jokes?" he asked, "still becoming cheaper by the dozen?" “your telling me” he laughs wrapping arms around nathan kissing his cheek nathan smiled and snuggled into donner's arms.
Chapter 16: A Phoenix at War
“you’re spewing dad jokes _right now_? open up or i’m going to go back in time and make you a fucking eunuch_!__”_ “alright! alright! give us a minute! we barricaded th’ door ‘n it’s taking time to pull it all down.