Machine Head - Chapter One: Two Minutes to Midnight
After another day of cleaning and fixing the ship that was always in constant need of repairs, the exhausted raccoon stood in front of a broad bay window, gazing out into the seemingly infinite stars as he smoked a cigarette. The ship was mostly silent...
Desperate measures
But i didn't think the jaguar was much in the mood for dark humor. eight hours later, when i was forced to admit that the second scan hadn't turned up anything, i began to think that i might take one just to avoid working beneath her angry glare.
A Mad Dash Through Time and Space - Chapter Four
"i put her to sleep," he stated, dark humor in his tone, "a very, very deep sleep. i suspect her dreams are tearing her apart even as we speak.
Myshel: Awake (Part I)
Oh well," the coyote said, voice rich with dark humor, squeezing what by its sound and feel myshel realized must be a diaper. myshel cringed, his face becoming hot beneath his white fur, black ears burning in shame. what had been done to him?
Desperate Times...
"enough with the dark humor kion. we don't want kovu wetting himself in fear." "i wasn't scared!" kovu said defensively. "yeah sssssuuuuurrrreee you weren't!" simba said playfully, as kovu rolled his eyes.
Vulpine Gratitude (OLD)
Suel met this dark humor with a brief frown, but he soon smiled again and kissed the vulpine upon the cheek.
Scales Unfurled
Dek chimed in from his chair, "always nice to hear such dark humor from our friendly doctor."
The Vulpine Smile chapter 1
"we'll see about that i guess," i replied with dark humor. he gave me a look; and once again i thought i saw pity in his eyes, but it was gone before i could focus too much on it.
Never an Act
She hadn't meant it in any humorous way, though it came out in a 'dark humor' sort of tone. which made prancer, back turned and arranging her hypos several feet away, giggle-squeak. she quickly stifled it.
The Sun's Arrival
I thought i heard a sort of dark humor in his voice. his gaping jaws lingered over my exposed neck, obviously after such a long run his first thought would be feeding.. and i was the food.
Endsville Ch. 1 (Animal Crossing)
Contains rapey scenes, dark humor, and sex with furries. hah. like that would stop any of you from reading it...
Tail - Chapter 11
"no weirder than the rest of today," adrian says with dark humor and a self-effacing grin. "but if you're finding it awkward that's no problem. i'll finish this myself." "no, no, that's not what i meant," i say, scrubbing at the fox's chest.