Perks of the Packleader

"let's go into the living room, the mrs. made homemade peanut brittle and she said i couldn't have any before you got some." jason's father said.

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ANIRO interviews PEANUT from HOUSEPETS

peanut: oh, sorry. aniro: you're fine. peanut: yay! aniro: your comic book, "the adventures of spot"...how is that going for you? peanut: pretty good, but it could be better.

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The Raccoons: A Camping We Will Go!

"ah," said bert, cracking open yet another peanut butter cola. "ralph and i spent so many summers up here, you wouldn't even believe it!"

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Burgers and Dessert

Grabbing the jar, she began to struggle with the peanut butter. "no kidding about the chilled part... you gotta stop mixing the peanut butter and jelly like that!" "ugh, i know, i know.

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Paying Mother's Rent: (1) Drunk and Angry

She then began to slather the peanut butter onto her son's genitals, coating his sheath and sack in the substance, earning her a moan from her pent up son.

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Housepets: Iambic Pent-Up Peanut

The peanut squeezed her hips so he could try for he was rough and not the least bit shy she writhed and glanced to watch him work as though it would stop him from cumming first. "oh peanut, put your finger in my butt?"

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Martha Speaks Dirty

Skits looked full and ready, like the big dog knew exactly what he was doing - he wasn't just eating peanut butter. come to think of it, there didn't seem to be a jar of peanut butter in the room.

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Technology That Lets You Fuck Yourself

Then he grabbed a few small items, a rubber band, a paper clip and a packing peanut, and threw them at the portals. it was a lot of fun to watch and conceive ever new setups.

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Toni's Diary Entry #6 - Peanut Butter Theater

If you've ever seen the vine of that baby covered head-to-toe with peanut butter; that's pretty much close to what was happening.

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The Guard's Bitch

"and instead of the peanuts?" "carrot." the second guard half-smiled, amused by how frustrated nate looked. he knew that the otter could hardly do anything about it, he simply didn't have the time or money to fight a legal battle over peanuts.

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Late Night Snack

Bread, jelly, and lots of peanut butter. enough to nearly empty the jar, in fact. with a devious grin, he whispered to himself, "it'd be a shame to let it go to waste." closing his sandwich, he licked the knife clean and picked up the peanut butter jar.

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