GOD DAN IT!, DAN (part 2 of 2)
Not like that first retarded fag we had." mom said "we can give you one last chance... ditch the fag, or we will do it for you" i rap a arm around bert and say "no force in heaven or hell can take us apart... why cant you just let me live with this one!"
3 : Cuckolding
"he's retarded. so, why are you leaving me alone in hell again?" "homecoming." "with lucy?" i think he meant like lucy, in the sky. "britney." "good choice." "i think tom and i are going to come here tomorrow morning, too." "stupid choice."
Cinder and Shadows (Chapter 1)
It also had a retarded sun with a smiley face painted on the front. the owner of the orphanage was an old lady named miss lass. she was an old witch of a woman, and her bright pink cloths were a complete contradiction to her character.
Commission: The viral porn (part 1)
She blushed in a spark of sanity, before her retarded mind groped them, squeezing the ticklish flesh. thus, she giggling and squeezed, enjoying that lovely feeling of groping her breasts.
It's Always A Surprise - Chapter Three.
Lucas sighed and flicked my ear "no you retard" lucas stopped to laugh and then continued "i really, really love you." i replied "lucas, i love you too" whilst smiling brightly. "no, i mean. i really do love you...
Kidnapped and loving it CHAP 02
There was no way that was brad in that tape, i just refused to believe that diaper humping drooling retard in the corner had once been that angry swearing teen.
S1 C1 E1 "Routine"
They all suddenly turned to stone before letting out a haunting screech, all mouths gaping open, eyes sinking into their wet, slimy, brainless yet not retarded skulls. they all seemed to be in extreme pain, but it meant none to the two.
Old Van Rorie's Book of Practical Cats
He looks retarded, he forgot his belt at home so he's been holding his pants up all day, it's the funniest thing ever" he said as we all started laughing. "no fucking way where is he"? rev asked eagerly.
Starfire the Lone Courier The Fort!! Part 2
Starfire nodes then says "i don't actually know where the school is" james sighs "it's not far, just head west over the hill and it will be straight in front of you, you can't miss it if you miss it then you are retarded, now get going!!"
Dream
The product is a retarded half man half animal." my parents went on to tell me that any of these "things" should be avoided at all costs, that they are immoral sex fiends who fuck every moving thing.
Birthday Father and son bonding
I could feel my member in my pants hardening to the thoughts of my father in his short and out of his shorts, these thoughts confused me so i tried to shake them out of my head as my dad came closer to the car "you ok you look retarded when you shake your
Random: the funniest story in a long time
Finally there is the panther-dragon who was mildly retarded and only could say his name which was garp. they were all sitting on a couch except for willy who was laying in a child's pool craving semen and blissfully splashing water on himself.