The Badger

I remember i had to go fetch some documents from our school' s office for my old english teacher, when we found each other along the way and he decided to tag along. he also did his "joshy, you cutie pie" thing that i love so much.

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Cat in the Closet

If old english were more commonly used, the nickname would have been a great insult, but as old english was only used in theatre, the name was part endearment, part warning.

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Puppy Dog Eyes

"he's a mix of some kind, though i think he's part old english sheepdog... " ben said scratching his chin in thought, but shook his head. "well, it doesn't matter very much... the keys are on the counter, can you lock the door after me?"

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Chapter 2: I don't know if he would remember you...

I'd already be speaking in an old english dialect if that was the case, and i'd probably also be smashing mugs onto the floor screaming 'another!'" pretending to smash an imaginary cup, christine burst out laughing at the visualization they were given.

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"The Gift": Richard's (FA) Storyline, Ch 4, Part 3

He taught me a basic introduction in old english, and then, at my request, provided a very lengthy history of his service to what amounted to my ancestors, many-times-removed.

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Chasing the Sun - Chapter 05: Dinner with Ducks

It's descended from the same language that also descended old english, so basically a simplified old english whose spelling actually makes bloody fucking sense instead of the fuckwittery that is modern english.

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My life with blaziken chapter 11

I hurled a few more insults at him, each one more funny and less angry than the last, the final one before we both broke out laughing was 'your such a loafer' which in old english is someone who idles time away, it doesn't make sense but its bread so who cares

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Cocks of the world: St Bernard, Emu, Platypus, Saltwater Crocodile

Roared the platypus, mocking old english elegantly. "i'm sorry sir, but can you fuck me?" "repeat thyself." "i said i want you to fuck me. i want your cock inside me." the platypus considered.

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School for Slaves: Chapter 2

The human looked like how i imagine an old english count might have looked, with black rimmed glasses, although he had obscenely long hair held up with a purple ribbon.

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The Changing Table Turns – Part 3

The hall was reminiscent of old english architecture, its hallways were clean, the floors a lustrous cracked marble and the walls were a fine woodcraft. the word awe came to mind.he felt like he was in the home of a movie star.

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