The Woodfather - Germination Reports
Much like the others, he possesses a distended gut that seems to weigh him down and compels him to walk around on all fours much like one would think a caveman. at full height, he stands at approximately 9'2'' with a significant hunch to his stance.
[Commission] Prehistoric Podiatric Idolatry
With one hand, the hunter combed back his hair and stood in wait for his prey. It was early in the morning, the sun hidden behind the thick layers of clouds. The morning dew had passed, leaving the ground wet and the dirt soft. The Hunter tightened his...
Dutiful Daughter Diegesis - Beautiful Beach Bumping
I'm like some caveman: i just want to tell everyone who you _belong_ too." "hm? huff... huh huh! huhuhuhuhuhu!!!" "hm? what's so funny?" "who i _belong_ too? huh!
Alcatraz Ch. II - Concurrency
I may as well have been a caveman. we were in a sort of common room with a staircase up to a catwalk that walked along the second floor and one beside it that led down to a basement, i guess.
Paradox - Chapter 4
And what's that, caveman?" ignoring her comment, he said "you cant perform it without a transfer circle. other than that, you have everything else." looking around where she was sitting, she noticed that he was right.
Story in a day - The bosses daughter
“no protection” his caveman brain tried to reason with the young bitch riding him, knowing that he was still fertile and she probably was too. “oh relax, i’m on the pill.
squirrels love nuts
In the days that passed, saja saw meric quite often. it was hardly surprising, as he passed her desk on his way to many of the studios. sometimes he was in costume, from formal dress to caveman skins. every time, he smiled as he saw her, and she felt her heart
Riding His Werewolf Boyfriend
Some primitive part of his brain, left over from his caveman ancestors, was screaming at him that he had fucked up and this was where he would die. he tried to remember how to deal with big dogs – you just let them sniff you, right? stay still. be cool.
The Art of Chance: Two
He didn't believe her and that fact didn't seem to bother his caveman subconscious. there was something seriously wrong with his brain, darren decided.
Whatever Happened to Max Foster?
To his credit, he was likely the first red headed caveman to be wandering the streets of north point.
The Flare - Part 2
Carter had embraced looking like a caveman but as he held his clawed hands out to his side and let his lion ears twitch, he could feel the energy passing through his flesh and bones and rewriting him from the inside out.
Dumb Muscle
He was being dragged by his hair like a bride fit for a caveman. he said in a blubbering voice, half terrified and half indignant, "wh-what the fuck are you _doing!?_ let go of my hair! please!" "but it's a good handle!"