Gay Elephants
The same thought passed through Ethan's head whenever he passed through the front door: _We gotta get this thing widened._ The doorway was already double wide and stretched vertically. The door itself looked like it belonged more on the front of a barn...
Breaking Doctrine
ME-1734265 was the busiest it had been in millennia, receiving more visitors from the heavens in just a few months than it had for the rest of its history. Its dereliction within a more secluded cluster of the galaxy meant it was free from the usual...
If You Grope a Cat's Butt - Commission for Papapatooie
_Pinch!_ Quill's hips rocketed forward at the sudden bite on his butt. Just a tiny nip, a twinge, barely enough to hurt, but more than enough to scare the bejeezus out of him. He swung around to see the cheeky smirk of Gabe, his delinquent...
The King's New Servant
Alexander Marth Richard of Pereth, third of His name, Duke of Maxon, Baron of Ract, King of Erdland, His Majesty the Emperor was by accolade and domain the most powerful man in the world. He had descended from the longest continuous dynasty first...
Swole Spider - Commission for Umbreonhyper
_I don't know about this, Al. It don't feel right._ That's all Angel Dust had to say to put a stop to what was going on, or at least to make it slow down. The words had passed through his head on repeat ever since Alastor brought up the deal, and...
Udder Insanity - Commission for secret-inflation-account
David paid more attention to his phone than he did his co-stars not a few feet away. He wasn't the kind of guy to put up a pre-shoot routine. Lots of newbies in the business wanted to be "method actors", the types that did everything to make their...
Trapped on a Shuttle - Commission for Zenkopan
Fox McCloud gripped his blaster tightly. His back was to the cargo crate, crouched on one knee. His soles burned in his boots. He hadn't slept in over 48 hours. With his flight jacket abandoned somewhere deep in the jungle, all that covered his bruised...
Behind the Waterfall
When Ahsoka woke up in a place that wasn't her personal cot on the fleet, she was immediately alert. Years of spending her nights on the front line kept her senses sharp, forbidding a moment of leisure even in slumber. The ground beneath here was solid...
A Girl, a Carpet, and a Genie - Commission for Tazzmo70
Agrabah's opulence did not stretch far beyond the Sultan's palace. Surrounding it was a plateau of slums and neighborhoods cobbled together by the cheapest of mortar, unlike the tower of sandstone and gilded minarets whose thundering presence dominated...
Ride on the Sex Bus - Commission for Vanrixie
The thud of cleats stormed towards Ezerie from behind. The ball bounced off her foot, blurring through the short-cut grass and hissing. The goalpost rumbled towards her, its goalie standing at the center of it with her feet apart, knees bent, ready to...
A Peculiar Find
Marco heard the screech of tires and the wail of police sirens in his dreams, their shrill cacophony droning towards his house like a tsunami of sound. Tucked away in his bed, head half-buried in his comforter, he didn't see the flickering blue light...
A Change in Profession - Commission for Umbreonhyper
Bianca stomped down the hallway towards the Sorceress' chamber at full steam. Her boots struck the cobblestone floor hard, echoing through the spacious corridor whose walls had been adorned with colorful dragon eggs and crackling torches. Her long,...