Fucking Like Cats and Dogs

Behind them, unseen, gordon destroyed someone's self-worth with pithy wordplay. "please move, nova?" jax asked. the arcanine's hazel eyes regarded him, and then he turned away. jax sighed.

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Third Date With a Werewolf

I'd gotten sick of clearing my throat whenever i had to mention stuff about her herm werewolfness and was hoping she'd find my wordplay amusing rather than corny.

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Changing Fortunes

Paul couldn't help himself, and he laughed aloud at the so-very-perfect wordplay. it didn't take long before tanner joined in, and the two renewed their embrace, laughing together before silencing one another with a kiss.

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Chapter 8 Life and The universe

I became a lorekeeper and teacher; one of the reasons performers are sacred to me is that my first blessings went to a group of traveling performers, who used wordplay and stagecraft both to lift broken spirits and to rekindle a love of language.

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The Interpol Files: Ice-Cold Betrayal

Enough with the wordplay, you are terrible at it!" shouted bentley. "i'll talk however i want, turtle." said deadeye has he pulled the hammer back on his gun.

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Stuck in a Rut

Through gestures or euphemistic wordplay. it would've been frustrating (or 'blue balling,' as ketchy would say) if she couldn't read him like a book. 'butterscotch parfait?' the gold-and-white mouse was offering himself for dessert. "mousey ... " "yes?"

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Crouching Toriel, Hidden Cougar: Chapter Six

Does the wordplay in which your brother and i indulge...truly offend you? for i will gladly refrain if you wish it." papyrus gasped in horror. "your highness!" he exclaimed, swiftly bowing his head.

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The Three Musketeers - Chapter 1.2

\*a literal translation would be 'fox-and-dog gang,' but the wordplay doesn’t really carry over. the furious crowd roared with curses, hurling garbage and stones at the gallows.

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Finally Catching That Sneaky Pancake Thief

The cat replies sheepishly, rubbing a paw behind his head and gulping in the slim hope he won over the bear with his wordplay. "ok then... i'm going to eat you now."

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Yip Yap! Understanding Your Fellow Kobold

The correct term i'm flirting around with is orgasm control--or orgasm denial, edging, and other various wordplays that focus on dominion over your partner's pleasure. your kobold must be properly leashed--metaphorically and literally.

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