You'd Better Watch Out!

Megan didn't know which names went with which reindeer, but by the time santa reached the front, she could say for certain: dasher, vixen, cupid, comet, prancer, dancer and donner lay cowering in their harnesses, whimpering miserably.

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RG8 - Aurora Borealis Part 3

cupid, for his part, curled up behind her, his anthropomorphic body spooning with surprising neatness to her non-anthropomorphic one, and wrapped his arms around her middle from behind, smiling his same enigmatic smile.

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Stupid Cupid- Mission One

#5 of stupid cupid eros snapped his fingers again and the crystals stopped moving. the one in front of jerry began glowing like the sun. "this is your first mission. your job is to see these two get together.

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The Gaulic Bull

Here, some divine power took action upon the fortunate hero, whether it was a wandering nymph, an ancient spirit, or maybe even cupid himself.

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Out Of The Bag

Rai'ke felt like cupid's arrow struck him. not only he's finally getting popular but also might get to know a few of the girls much better. he grasped his chest, feeling sudden warmth in his heart, before eventually departing to his room.

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Thunderstruck

It's like she's a cupid or something. you get in, and you fall in love. and i guess the sex is so fucking hot it..." he caught her look and shied his head away. "i...i...thought maybe you'd like to get in and...see what happens."

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Little Red Riding Hood

Her lips were perfect, lips the shape of cupid's bow, and red like a newly bloomed rose. she was red alright. he had startled her when he jumped in front of her. "oh!" she gasped. "don't be afraid, i won't hurt you," he said.

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Twas the Sex Before Christmas

More rapid than eagles, his courses they came, and he whistled and shouted, and they obeyed by name: “fuck dasher, fuck dancer, fuck prancer and vixen mount comet, mount cupid, mount donner and blitzen to the top of the bottom to the top of a maw, now

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Love Poem

# love poem upon cupid's wings my love doth fly. for under the stars we both dwell, our hearts are bonded together, which distance cannot separate nor twine in two.

And a Canine to Step On Me!

On dancer, on comit, on cupid and--whoa shit! ahhhhh!" jake slipped over the edge in his excitement. with some luck, his grip held true, and the yellow and peach-furred kobold zip lined down at an eye watering pace.

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History in the Making

It was why i'd finally joined ok cupid - with the bisexual option - although that had been a largely unsuccessful venture, as most of the girls i viewed were overly religious and/or disliked lgbt, most of the guys wanted only sex, and the few of each gender

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