Jingle All The Coyote

Back in the movie, arnold and arnold's kid hug, after arnold promises to buy him a toy. truly, a great lesson for children everywhere. if your parents don't buy you the toys you want, they literally don't love you.

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

arnold knew that unless a toy was well trained, biting was always a real possibility.

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Earth's New Masters, Part 12 A Bird In The Hand

At first no one volunteered, but finally arnold raised his paw. "good arnold, what is 8 x 7?" arnold instantly answered 56. she asked him 10 questions and he answered them all correctly within half a second of being asked.

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The Magic School Bus: Halloween Special

arnold collapsed to the ground, clutching at his reddening throat. "arnold! arnold, are you okay?! what's wrong! arnold!" she saw the veins bulging on his neck. sweat covered his entire body and his clothes were immediately soaked with it.

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To Love a Hybrid: Derrick and Donna

Heading back into the living room, arnold had the futon pulled out with sheets, blanket, and a pillow all ready for him. “got your bed all set. this’ll be like old times huh?” arnold said with a smile.

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Return to Vassalized Earth: Rural Warfare

“water under the bridge," red shrugged, “even arnold treated me with kid's gloves at first, right?" “damn straight i did!" arnold nodded. “don't underestimate her, kid!"

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Fallout-6: I hate mondays

arnold whispered frantically through his mic. david hoisted himself up onto a small ledge above his head, and from there grabbed arnold's hand and pulled himself up onto the top of the rock wall with arnold.

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Return to Vassalized Earth: Things Heat Up

“y-yes," abel stammered as he followed arnold. “you're lying, that's fine," arnold sighed, “only a fanatic could say that without missing a beat and i'm not looking for those types. i want you to fight for earth, not die for it, you hear?"

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Merry Christmas, Lone Wolf

arnold dismissed him, however, letting him know we'd grab him soon. the fitting rooms were deserted, leaving just arnold and myself putting on a fashion show for two. the first outfit my best friend had put together for me was simple.

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[Request] Customer Service

The busty female looked arnold straight in the eye. "is that really who i am? you know?" arnold squeaked, clutching at the drive-thru counter for support. his fingers were white as he tried not to collapse to the floor.

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