Smoky Santello
#4 of the waifu list smoking is a weird fetish. it's terrible for you, and irl it drives me absolutely nuts in the worst way. the smell of it almost makes me sick to my stomach. when it comes to porn, though, things are...different.
Chapter 5: Molly's Fetish
#6 of monstergirl waifu: book of lilium molly wants some deertaur vagine and red is nice enough to break the ice for her.
Full Service Maid
After she first washed tobias's maid-waifu bodypillow, kazu knew it was only a matter of time before she'd end up with a new uniform.
Beast of the Hearth
Smitty and sexy romance fanfic starting my werewolf oc and the amazing goddess waifu hestia darkness had long descended over the city of orario. and now the hunt could begin, and his prey was close, oh so close and ready to be claimed.
Alphys VS Undyne
Metta-tonnn isss my waifu! my waifu, for liiifffeee-uuu!" undyne sang so ludicrously loudly and melodramatically that literally the entire audience ended up having to wear earphones to stop their brains from exploding with ham.
The party! [PART 8]
"he's your waifu, not your cub." joe and benji deeply laughed. luna was pretty lost in the crowd before being grabbed and dragged by his arm. he looked behind him and saw the otter-waiter from before. "uh-eh...h-hi.." luna awkwardly said.
A Christman Gift
She becoming my waifu of sorts. i fucking love her. her personality is so amazing. she kind, caring, compassionate. she loyal. she works very hard with what she does. i really hope you all enjoy this little story.
I See Alphys, I See Francis (Alphys X Francis): Part 2
"goddamnit, francis; i'll have you know that my waifu is way f%#&ing better than yours!" alphys yelled angrily and revoltedly at francis as she threateningly brandished her cottony-soft undyne bodypillow and whacked him across the face with it.
9: "If you ain't got no Sauce, then you're lost. But you can also get lost in the Sauce."
Screams a high-pitched anime-style waifu voice. in walks what looks like a human girl with thick lips, a flat face and high cheek bones, and literally stark white curls that run down to her middle back. except her skin is literally white.
Kioga: Clench'd Houls Part 3
He was just a dickgirl waifu, not full herm. "kioga, we have to get out of this? how do we break this, do we orgasm?"
Alphys Fornicates With The Amalgamates (Director's Cut)
"well, in any case, my dear, beloved fish waifu hasn't been coming over to see me at all lately, and i'm already really sick of using my body pillow of undyne as a substitute for the real thing."
Just Drunk Enough...
I know what you're thinking: ruined 4ever worst story ever ryan no longer waifu material but hey, i think it's pretty hot, and cute. :3 thumbnail background is from textures.com.