06: Conscientious
“this better not be a fucking joke or i'm going to be pissed." she grumbles. as she finally gets a good grip and lifts the rock, she sees a manila envelope wrapped in a large ziploc bag. “oh, shit!" she giggles with delight.
Hirsune Pt. 17 - It's a Madhouse
Another sex joke. what's that make, fifty today so far?" "it's been a slow day." "besides," davin said, glaring at the human, "i'd've thought you, of all people, would be used to sex jokes by now." kylenus sighed.
Omega male
What a fucking joke excuse was that, she never put out unless he made a thing about it. he's researched the trip, companions and tigresses like a delusional mad man. he'd jerked himself off dozens of times to the idea of this trip.
Endangered Species
"well, in a few days we're going to have to go in front of a bunch of stuck old men with long gray beards and tell him their kitties are fucking." jokes mita. mita chuckled over the image.
In After Dark
"wh'kinda fucking joke is this?" "it's where i work," leorajh said patently, killing the engine and unbuckling his seat belt. "janitor's done by now. ten dollars makes him blind to after-hours antics if not." he winked, pulled up the leg of his skirt.
Something To Hold Onto 3
The fact that she had recovered enough to make something of a sex joke, even a bad one, was a good sign. he smiled, slowly rubbing down her back to rub just at the base of her tails.
Nathan's Lucky Days part 3 of 3
"fucking hell that was good" i said "and now nathan time for dinner" jane said "what we having" i said "bird and fox roast" she said while she got her claws out "jane i hope your fucking joking!"
Captain Minty vs The Space Emperor
"by the star of deneveire, you look like a fucking joke. are you seriously telling me that you look like that? there are whores with better fashion sense." the bunny replied between fits of laughter, tears forming in his eyes.
Breaking Point Short Story Part 5: Christmas Wishes Part 1
Youre fucking joking, right? j3: look, it may not seem believeable, but he likes you a lot, but everyone around him keeps making him straight, and he doesnt know how to be himself. he is too scared of losing everything.
An Unholy Blessing - Commission for Tripod
That fucking joke never made sense. he gave a half-hearted “ha-ha" as his antagonizer continued to snort at the “joke". the last time he failed to laugh zaneth ripped off the arm of his favorite polo shirt.
Full Service Farmhand
“you're fucking joking." he said. “nope." matthew stood up so fast his chair almost toppled over. it scraped back against the hardwood floor. rhett didn't even flinch. if the donkey was even closer, matthew might have tried to punch the donkey.
G.R.R. Chapter 2
I know if i say anything else it will somehow get turned into a sex joke of some kind. "okay wolfy," slutsky says to zenaku, "i've been running around all day and i need to take a shower so i can look at least somewhat pretty for ms. draxa tomorrow."