You and your stupid jokes." she said as she slapped his chest.
"now, get your little butt off me and go get dressed. we need to eat breakfast before we go to the convention center."
"yes, daddy."
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EVIL DOESN'T DIE BOOK ONE CHAPTER SIX.
I finished the last chapter with Ariel and Eric killing a chupacabra that was starting to attack humans. Oh, and as you well soon notice, this chapter takes place sometime after the events of chapter...
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He thought it was a little harsh to be slapped like that over a joke.
"he was fooling you both." hilda simply replied as she rested her back against the wall.
thea shook her head as she stood up. "why would you do that at a time like this?"
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After the first attack from the first Northern dragon that ever came to the west (at least from recorded history), the dragons and their riders started to become aware that their danger didn't only come from the Dragonsbane, but from a potentially...
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Vaughn Gets Shafted
Written by **grrside**
An **anonymous** commission
Rain started splashing down on Vaughn. He shivered. _"It's freaking July, when the hell is summer going to come? The planet's going nuts"_, he thought. He put his hood on, his...
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Late afternoon finds Jackie coming home from a long day out, the mouse ready to relax under the covers on her bed. There are few pleasures in life better than having a quiet evening to one's self, as far as she's concerned, and the notion of relaxing...
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#10 of one shots
a brief joke, and a salute to a man who i still respect...
dusty. it was always bloody dusty.
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Thanks again to arafor for editing and tolerating all my horrible bro jokes.
leave a comment and let me know if i'm not just completely off my rocker this week '^^
football practice sucked ass today.
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"So... what do you think?"
Mykksa stared at it, a skeptical furrow in her brow. "I dunno, Kajjex. It's... _a lot_."
His ears drooped. "But not too much... right? I wouldn't have shown it to you if I thought it wouldn't fit. I figure I'd make...
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Giving a smile at his joke, adam turned around to look lance in his deep green eyes.
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What you did was like... nearly as bad as if you called me cola breath or made a tasteless global warming joke! or if you made a joke about marty's tits lactating. isn't that right marticus?"
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A pure white werewolf, 5'6" tall, body type very muscular, eye hazel mixed with emerald eyes named Ben was at his house time with David his mate. David is a black and white border collie, he has a four pac, and the darkest brown eyes you ever seen....
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