Sticky Fingers

--1 Jaqard had his preferences in places to dock, but his ship was headed someplace alien. It had been a recommendation from fellow travelers at sea who attracted no malice from honorable pirates. During an exchange of supplies and information, they...

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Lars, Pokemon Anal Trainer Part II

Lars wasn't particularly friendly with any of his drinking pals. They were at best worth a quick fuck and at worst someone to get an awkward handjob from during a movie. Some of them were Pokemon trainers, but only in a thin sense, for most of the...

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Double the Pleasure

--1 Krystal's rescue from the clutches of Lylat's oldest foe, Andross, was still fresh in her mind and plaguing her with mild anxiety. By all rights, with Fox's business at Sauria concluded and their departure imminent after lingering in orbit a few...

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Shifting Gears

It was eleven PM when Julan, sweaty and stiff following ten hours on a bus, fell into his bed at the _Minnesota Multinational Motel._ Julan was so exhausted that he did not snark about how poorly-named the motel was, how its proprietors had obviously...

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Heat and Warmth

"Desmond. Hey _De-e-esmond._ Wake up." Her voice was gentle, almost sweet, but Desmond caught the edge in it even as he came out of sleep. She wanted something, and he knew it was the same exact thing she had wanted every night - or was three AM...

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Bets with Foxes Suck

Summer heat and boredom left Desmond sprawled on the couch. His eyes were dumbly glued to the TV while he channel surfed with no hope of finding anything worth watching when a knock at the door broke his terse concentration. He glanced over with only...

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Familiar Equipment

It wasn't that Roark didn't love or trust his Pokemon, and of this he reassured them; but his folks simply didn't tolerate loose Pokemon in the house, and it would have been cruel to keep them cooped up in their Pokeballs the entire time. It would only...

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Replacement

--1 "That's the third fucking time this week some fucking _fuck's_ gotten into my trash cans," Kahnso snapped. "These paparazzi motherfuckers are like fucking raccoons! What do I pay you assholes for?" Kahnso's overwhelmed guard captain folded back...

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