Milk and Cookies

Naomi knew she had a strange relationship with Desmond, but it was at least less unusual than what she had with her own children. That she could be considered to be preying on Desmond's painfully obvious mommy issues was enough to raise some eyebrows....

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

If It's Pink

A quiet night with nothing going on was a blank canvas for Aaron to paint. Aaron was a handsome boomer with tawny fur and blue flesh with dreadlocks on his head. He wore some gold chains, a wife beater and baggy jeans, all of which set the tone for his...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

This Birthday Blows

Tuggs left the door unlocked in the hopes that friends might show up. His invitation was a casual one: He mentioned to his buddies that it was his birthday and that he wouldn't be doing much. Twenty-six years of age and Tuggs spent his birthday...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Back Home Again

Elnora didn't think her day would be any different from the others. Michael wasn't home yet, but he was alive. She knew that much. That was all she needed to run on. The proud, hard and gifted Akita bitch put in her time at the range and outperformed...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Model of Affection

--1 Art college for a talented young painter was an obvious choice. Harlem filled his schedule ambitiously and despite many a pantsless weekend playing video games and killing six packs balanced with maintaining a figure, he was getting his money's...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Dirty Fight

Violet was a taut and strong smilodon, often playful but presently baring teeth and hissing. She pressed back against the cage and her panda boyfriend Jack was quick with the towel. Violet pushed it away, asked for the water bottle, drained most of it...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Bruised Knuckles and Tied Knots

Blood was still drying on Luka's knuckles when she got her fresh beer. What was left of the last one was soaking into the planks on the floor. Its bottle, shattered from the base of the neck down, was somewhere on the floor too. The fool whose skull...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Bachelor Banging

Desmond couldn't believe the turnout. He had proof-read the ad several times. It consisted of a flattering ass picture snapped months prior at a party, accompanied by the legend _Fuck the shit out of ME before I get married!_ It would be an _a la...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Everyone Has a Price

--1 Rangetops around the kitchen bore sizzling burgers and deep fryer racks dunked bounties of french fries and strips of chicken into scalding oil. The kitchen bustled with gaudily-uniformed young men and women with the odd middle-aged loser...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Wreck the Competition

--1 Kahnso loved world tours. Foreign audiences strangely loved a rowdy American rock band, and they enjoyed perusing Kahnso himself, a leather-clad Adonis whom could sing deceptively well. The sights were wonderful, the tastes exotic, the pussy...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Going Down by the River

They had seen him a few times now. He would come to their secluded part of the forest where the biggest pond was fed by the creek. It was here they played in every sense of the word, carefree siblings living as lovers, splashing and diving in delight....

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Double the Pleasure

--1 Krystal's rescue from the clutches of Lylat's oldest foe, Andross, was still fresh in her mind and plaguing her with mild anxiety. By all rights, with Fox's business at Sauria concluded and their departure imminent after lingering in orbit a few...

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,