Summer Vacation Of The Living Dead - book 5
"fortune cookies, dude," nick enticed. "oh, okay." max relented. "besides, they \*might\* have hamburgers."
Two Years
_It's amazing how much two years can change someone._ _Only the most stable, well-bred, and resourceful marines were picked for the duty of colonization. It amounted to five years of watching automated 'bots terraform the new desert planet. Five years...
Pizza Box
The buzzer; then the knock; then the pizza. That was how the night was supposed to go. Pizza and a movie, maybe video games, and maybe while he looked at porn later that night. Cold pizza and edging went well together, so thought Pheeze. Instead, the...
Short Rail
"You having fun, bud?" Desmond tipped back his beer, then kissed Rufus on the cheek. His wet jowly lips left a mark on the kangaroo's cheek. "A lil' bit, sugar," he cooed. "Bou'chu?" The tall kangaroo squeezed Desmond on the ass until he yipped. "You...
Teenage Troubles
--1 Lars didn't like the football team, and if he had to be honest with himself, he wasn't much of a nerd, either. He played some video games and could navigate the internet just well enough to find porn relevant to his interests, but he didn't click...
Breathless Pace
Nobody had ever gone to Andrea's gym feeling deceived. The fact that she was an overdeveloped amazon with a dick was obvious in every advertisement, and especially the television ones. She didn't outright say she had a penis, but her shorts were always...
Digimon Defenders Interlude 2
Sala mumbled something barely audible about wondering which fortune cookie gabu found that on. gabu heard this little bit of snark and picked sala up, tickling the little girl under her arms.
The Game v2.0 - Round 4
"i have a fortune cookie after every meal," came the sly reply. "but really, it's just stuff i picked up on. living by yourself... you need to make some morals and guidelines for yourself or you'll just end up running around in circles."
Third Arc Zero Street: Chapter 3
"a fortune cookie saying, 'your life ends at the altar'?" "close," my boy - i mean, '_best'._ devlin is my best friend. not boyfriend. i wasn't thinking boyfriend. not even close! "there was a ring inside. a shoddy, plastic, golden ring.
The Secret Origin of Bob
A little tired bob cracks open his fortune cookie and reads the little scroll of paper. "don't give up hope. a long term project will soon come to fruition." he chuckles under his breath, "yeah right."
Blood & Carrots: Celestial - Episode 19
Here we are, still together... threads of fate, or some fortune cookie bullshit like that, huh?" toroah put a hand over his rosary and shook his head.
When I Woke Up
There is so little i can actually say about what happened that any explanation i came up with read like a poorly translated fortune cookie quote. i was saying a lot without successfully explaining anything.