Diamantina Drover - Chapter One -
"jesus fucking christ - " he spoke to himself. "my grand-daughter - is a fucking anthropomorphic gazelle!
His Only Happy Ending Part 2
Have you ever given thought to the teachings of christ?" the rest of the drive to the hospital passed as a blur to markus, who only half listened to the woman's ensuing discourse on christ's teachings.
Love Is... Chapter 7
"jesus christ emmy, what do you want me to say?
XCOM: Volunteer Raptor Trainer Ch. 3
christ, i need to fucking rebuild my entire house with fucking kevlar and erikanite alloy just to make sure ada doesn't rip it to shreds. how the fuck did owen survive four of these little shits?!"
Meridian Prime Draft 2: Chapter 4
Jesus christ the rex was getting into it. not that i cared. duncan whimpered and i pushed the barrel harder into his temple in response. "is that card in your shirt?" i asked softly. "mm, mm." that made it easy.
Rough Justice
"christ you city types think you can just show up anywhere and act how you like," the bear snorted as he turned away and went back to his desk.
A Lesson in Desecration
Half of it landed on her, a bit on the feet of the hanging christ, but she needed more. she flicked her tail across his balls gently - "nnnngh!" and that was all that he needed.
Forelorn
Oh christ, you never wrote back to me.
I'm Sorry, Satan
I mean, what's the point in having christ come down to earth, and teaching us about true love, if i'm not willing to "pay it forward", right? and who better to pay it forward to, than the almighty sinner of all time, which is you, the big s.
Why I Hate Tops
"christ," he says, lacking even the balls to look at me, "stop being so melodramatic. i sucked your cock, you ungrateful little brat. i don't do that for just anyone."
The Cat in The Shower
"woah, jesus christ man! have you been eating tacos again?" "heh, you guessed it." they turned me around and rubbed my face on their shit as they laughed at me.
Salvage
"christ, good thing this guy's a fucking moron." he flicked the comm panel back on. "so, i take it you don't know anything about warp drives?" "yeah, i do.