The Lanchester Case: Chapter 1

Much more than another nameless victim gunned down or another faceless death in a car crash during our nightly news before the late night sitcoms.

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Too Human Two

So there hasn't really been any improvements from the world i lived in, except they have gotten rid of all american sitcoms except scrubs, which has been nominated for best comedy of all time.

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Sleeping Over At Jeremy's

"i'm home," he announced as he entered, feeling like a dad in a tv sitcom from long ago. adriana appeared from the kitchen, naked but for an apron. ernesto grinned. this definitely wasn't something you'd see in an old sitcom!

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Get Bit: Make Lycanthropy Work for You!

** blurred buzzy music that sounds like it belongs in a low budget 1970s sitcom comes on as the screen crackles to life. "have you tried everything to get in shape?"

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Claiming Desire

A light purr from my throat while i watch, enjoying the mindless sitcom. my ears perk towards the stairs, a series of hurried footsteps come down them. i sigh when they get to the bottom, looking over to the open living room door.

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Daddy's Girl Part II

She was past the point of bothering to knock, and likened her unexpected entries to something a sitcom character would do. "heyo, anybody around?" she called out. her voice was small and lonesome in the foyer. "veronica, kahnso? alex?"

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Another Night Alone

The remote landed on some generic sitcom where a woman complained to her husband that there was no more intimacy in their relationship. alicia sighed, relating to the stupid show more than she wanted.

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Tunnel Vision

I'd never heard anyone say it, not outside...well...the kind of awful sitcoms that liam sometimes enjoyed making me watch, while i'd squirm and them find myself laughing uncontrollably at the worst jokes imaginable, delivered in impeccable british timing.

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Afraid For All

It was like watching reruns for a sitcom where the story was always the same but small details changed and there was a new cast every episode but in this case nobody ever got tired of seeing the same thing and the show never ended.

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Floodgates

The next movie was a cheesy sitcom and then an action movie, they didn't really pay attention to. but somehow, they ended up entangled in a pile of fur and limbs as they dozed off on the sofa.

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Channel Surfin'

He saw a rerun of a cheesy sitcom, an infomercial extolling the virtues of spray-on latex gloves, and a few dozen spanish-language soap operas. phil sighed, his shaggy black hair flattened against the arm of the couch he was using as a headrest.

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Build-A-Dad 3

It's in like every sitcom we've watched." "you watched those? i had your dick in my mouth for most of it. i would have thought you had something more interesting to focus on."

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