Opening the Glandular Gloryhole
Opening the Glandular Gloryhole A "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" CLASSIC BY SHUN-GUAN "GECKO" TAKARI _(After much deliberation, I've decided to submit this bit of purposely cheesy writing I typed not too long ago, a psuedo-Choose Your Own (Adult)...
Breaking In the New Catch
Slowly did Jace, a rather tall and very handsome black-on-orange anthro dragon, start to stir as he groggily fluttered his weary silver eyes open. It felt like he had just woken up from a long sleep induced upon him without notice. His first thought...
How to Take Your Master
Trembling with trepidation as he made his slow progress down the parlor hallway, the little runt charmeleon known as Charem took a moment to carefully set down the tall heavy stool he'd been awkwardly pressing against his diminutive front, panting...
Throwing a Hot Dog Down a Hallway
"Guan!! You told me it was safe to drink!!" "But it is! You're totally fine, Jay. See?" "Fine?! You call this fine?!" Guan simply shrugged while suppressing a chuckle at his protesting young woof, watching Jay inspect all over his own...
Rescue from the Golden Chamber (Written by Charem)
We Balukathi always desire food. Being desert-dwellers, there is an important rule ingrained into our instincts: if food is discovered, let not a scrap of it go uneaten - as you never know where and when your next meal will be found. This instinct...
The History, Traits, and Customs of Balukathi (ft. Baadan)
# # Balukathi * * * ## Physical Traits Despite the reptilian qualities they appear to display, the balukathi are mammals and are warm blooded. They do not sweat and, if too hot, will pant like a dog. They tend to live up to about 100 years old,...
Preparing Master Guan's Birthday Seat: A Big Butt-Based Birthday Bonanza!
"Sir...?" inquired a muted yet tremulous and anxious voice deep within its surroundings, "Um, sir...I know you told me to wear these like this, but don't you think-" "No my boy, you're going to keep them just like that...it won't be long~"...
Charem and the Triple-Layer Birthday Stuff (Collab)
The sweet smell of lemon polish filled up most of the apartment, replacing the musky smell that used to linger all around. What was once a laundry-covered hardwood floor now shone bare with the same polish as the furniture and glass-top tables...
A Doubly-Creamed Chariguanko
Hmph...you know, you'd THINK a double-sized Charizard-iguanko hybrid like me could have a brief lie-down in his own part of the Viridian Forest without too much disruption, that no one would dare disrupt a fellow's dreams of naughty niceties and...
Learning to Blow (Collab)
"Is this the real life?" "Is this just fantasy?" The trees gently swayed with the wind and the clouds lazily flew through the sky, carried by the gentle breeze. Students walked about, chatting amongst themselves as the sun cast its radiant...