Scarfspension
"carpe diem. are you going to do your business?" "are you rushing me?" "i think you want to get along with it, but worried it would wound your pride. you are a cat, not a lion, you need not act so dignified."
pool toy from the well
'a koi is a specially coloured amur carp fish that some keep as decoration in koi ponds' 'ooh i never saw one before' 'yeah they are a great basis for a pool toy uwu' 'so how is it like on the water' 'i havent gotten to the pool yet' 'oh me neither
Hockey Hunk Season 4 Primer – A Q & A with GRUFFY!
** ** ** _i've enjoyed the furry slice of life web comics "in search of (iso) and graveyard greg's carpe diem series, which i see as some of the best and funniest examples of furry writing, and slice of life, too.
Anything For A Promotion
He began wiping the drying cum out of his fur as he continued carping to citrine. they were interrupted rather abruptly. "there's a customer who wants a lap dance, citrine get out there."
Chapter 8: Getting To Know You
If the emperor told him to jump off a bridge to fetch him a koi carp, he’d do it. can’t think for themselves, i tell you.” saraka came and sat on moggys lap, munching a few bites of kebab. “so what was school like for you?
The Fisher of Souls: Smoked Salmon
He even went so far as to bait the reeds with the guts of a carp he'd eaten earlier in the night. it had to work, it had to for his sake. he wasn't getting any younger and winter's icy breath was practically breathing down his neck.
The Twelve Talismans - Chapter 7 - The Dragon Talisman - Combustion
(i hope this works.... maybe i should have practiced more... ahh well, as they say in france, carpe diem!) gomamon smiled as he fired a second volley of light, floramon not turning around, she was engrossed in the show.
Troubled Paradise
"carp, we got discovered. quick hide!" "what about alex?" michael mom said as she look at alex. "where that rag?"
Natik's even better evening (Leopard seal/dolphin sex and vore)
"and if you're going to carp at me for sitting on a seal cock there's the matter of all those penguins you've fucked." "that doesn't count," the male said. "penguins are prey to us. who cares if i launch one off my cock into my mouth?
A Patient Death 04: Civilised Folk
"your sins shall be eaten, your flesh boiled like carp, all our toils of madness naught but fuel for his great fire! weep astmoor, weep ferrin, for the end is nigh, lest we call end to this century of terror, the ravager _will_ come!
A Day With No Tide (excerpt)
"breakfast has been out for an hour," delphine carped, hurrying to be in front of her sister as they headed down the narrow stairs.
Sunless Era - 2/2
Remember, our bug train is also their carp train. they come early to cook our carps." her voice tremble as she announces this. "our carps are cooked at home! and i bet their bugs are cooked here!