Then why do i still feel shitty? why can't i get myself to look for a job again? why can't i crawl out of this godforsaken void i've put myself in?
worst of all, why hasn't he responded back?
Fox, Relationships, exercise, ringtail, writing
Therefore, he dropped the prices and lugo/kioga got a shitty apartment with an incredible hot tub/shower combo.
Anal, Cheetah, Comedy, Cum, Diaper, Diapers, Drama, Eagle, Ejaculation, Enema, Knot, M/M, M/solo, Masturbation, Piss, Romance, Scat, Short Story, Urine, Watersports, Wolf, soiling
"yes, how dare you turn this sacred holiday into a shitty pagan inspired nonses!?" cried bayonetta hysterically, rubbing against a porcupine covered in faeces that punctured her uterus and bleed an ocean of red bile forth from her bowels.
Coraline, Dia de los muertos, Female/Male, Halloween, Las leyendas, Paranorman, bayonetta, mexican, mexico
I guess they had shitty aim, because not one of their projectiles hit me or my truck. i pushed the petal to the metal, speeding towards sara's place.
Alien, Clean, Human, No-Yiff, doomsday
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not my art this is by http://marreeps.deviantart.com/art/shitty-nicepants-doodle-573707615
burgerpants stood tall at the doors of his store, a small grey backpack swinging on one of his shoulders as he did.
Burgerpants, Cute, Gay, M/M, SFW, Undertale, nice
No way shelby can control the universe with her shitty prompts. she even told me she ripped it off of reddit, for fuck' sake. and we all know none of them can control the future. or universe. space/time continuum.
Female, Fox, Magic
To her great dismay, it was... it was a shitty ms paint drawing. all that for nothing. "we have to dig deeper." rinth said, a grim expression on his face. "you don't mean-" "we have to check behind the sonic porn."
Lesbian, Super good stories
As fate would have it with my shitty luck, i had to be the first person to lose an article of clothing. the others were grinning at me as amy doled out another round of cards. i took mine and pulled them up, looking down at them.
Amy Labelle, Bear, Bra, Emily Mauer, LaVojeto, Lauren Vojeto, Lesbian, Panties, Polar Bear, Underwear, Undies, sapphic, strip poker, stripping
About my bitchy wife, about my shitty job...i can't tell you how much i love you."
kari looked away, though kept up her smile. that was because he loved who she had to be. she knew better. no attachments. she couldn't get close to them.
Adult, Mouse, Pillowtalk, Sexwork, Sexworker, Story, writing
Max took another sip of his crummy barley-contaminated stomach-churning beverage and continued to sit and wait patiently for an obviously distinguishable low-key drug informant from some obscure central american locale in a shitty junkie-infested rave within
Alcohol, Anthro, Beer, Drugs, GSD, German Shepherd, Hallucination, Hybrid, Lumber Mill, Raccoon, Rave
She humped up and down, squishing her shitty underpants against his crotch in a firm pancake, and wagged her tail, slow and content, as she teased his erection, and unzipped his pants.
Awful, Fox, M/F, Maid, Scat, Transformation, Watersports