Alphys Höek

"i want alphys to stick an inflation pump into her mouth and make herself even fatter mmm" "i want to fuck the lemon that was used to make lemon bread" "lizard waifu so hot, hot hot lizard waifu, lizard waifu so hot you lay an egg...and eat it"

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Holly and Arbon Apple Fight Story

Front paws still gripping the apple fiercely, i shout up into the echo laden chamber of my waifu's maw. "n-nuuuu! i have orders to keep eating this!" and then i would have said more.

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Diving Into Centaur Pussy

I loved centaurs; hell centorea shianus was my waifu. if this was what the system wanted to give me after teleporting me from the earth, then i was okay with it.

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All Things Quiet And Sweet Alt Ending 6 - Twenty Percent Cooler

You can even meet fluttershy and she can be yer waifu!" "wh-why would i want that?! what do you mean waifu, i can't marry a pony!" "i don't mean that silly, just come on!

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Baking with Toriel

#1 of the waifu list i'm planning on doing a full series of stories like this to go with pictures i commission. i've always had a huge weakness for canon characters, so that's what most of them will be.

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The Special Bound with a Sea Otter (A Canon Depths Story)

And it's been far too long since i've last wrote anything about my otter waifu kalea. i've bene neglectful i feel and it's high time i resume writing some things on her.

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Puffy Poofy Kiwi and ze Ouchy Oofy Egg

"hey, waifu! how za chillin' time with da girls?" puffy poofy husbando exclaimed, eyes a-lightin' up. "oh huzzy," puffy poofy kiwi explained, "they say it hurt, they say egg laying a-make me want to die!" poor puffy poofy burst so poofily into tears.

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Chapter 9: Vampire October Fest

#10 of monstergirl waifu: book of lilium a blow hit like a semi obliterating a white-tailed deer on a freeway. blood spewed out of my mouth as i tried and failed to shore up my defenses. even as my head rattled, i did damage control.

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Horny Dash

Rainbow dash is my waifu!" the princess of the night said.

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[Borderlands 2] Gaige x Varkids

Expect more of gaige, gaige is best waifu. maybe. can't promise anything. 0% plot, 100% smut. short and sweet just how i like my women, naw jk i like them how i like my coffee, fat free and quiet.

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