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The Ballad of Phillip: Chapter 4

I wanted facepalm at this since i was sick of seeing how inflated eric's ego had become, but i didn't and i just said, "cool."

Bad Language, Closeted, Fox, Gay Relationships, M/M

Black and White Adventures Ch. 02 Accumula-ted in the Square

Terry facepalmed, "flo, maybe not too loudly next time." he said, a hint of embarrassment in his voice. "sorry. i'm ready." she whispered excitedly. "i'm good to go." jon said. "i'm ready as well." chirped terry. "alright, let's go."

Human, Non-Anthro, Pokemon

Grey's Adventures Chapter Two: Student Shenanigans

Grey rests his head on his hand like a facepalm. "ergh, don't give me this 'ealthy lifestyle crap this early in t' mornin'. y'know ah think it's a farce. ooh, ah daren't eat this mars bar, it 'as more than one calory, ah'd die.

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Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Part 1)

Undyne groaned, facepalming herself in shame. "alright, so...umm...how exactly am i supposed to get all of this pesky dust off of her, then?

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Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Chapter 1)

Undyne groaned, facepalming herself in shame. "alright, so...umm...how exactly am i supposed to get all of this pesky dust off of her, then?

Fanfiction, Rocko's Modern Life, Undertale

Phoenix Coven - Chapter 50

Mick mentally facepalmed, reminding himself that chaos wasn't military trained, quickly explaining in simple terms. "rock her! port to starboard, hard!"

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Request: From Knight to Kitten.

The knight sighed, doing a suiting facepalm. "squire giles, a sword is like a game of cards: know the rules before joining in." giles nodded again, obediently following. "still, your heart and instincts are the true source.

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Guili-Guili

The teacher facepalmed. "you can't even control your own pencil? françoise, we have some serious remedial work to consider." he shook his head and walked to another pair. "aw, frannie-wannie can't control her pencil, huh? isn't that what you told me?"

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End Of Our Worlds? Not today Chapter 15

Oswald nearly facepalms with his guns. he has completely forgot about that small rivalry going on once those two are on a battlefield. their favorite game? who can kill the most enemies before the end of the battle.

Daisy Duck, Donald Duck, Medieval, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Ortensia, Oswald The Lucky Rabbit, Steampunk, Sword & Sorcery, Sylvia Marpole, goofy, keyblade

Workplace Harrassment

David sighed, facepalming for a moment. after looking back up, he gave her a level gaze. "really, kristine? you don't know how you could possibly be wasting my time? how about interrupting me at school? or at work?

Gryphon, Transformation, superhero

Pitch Episode 37: Drums

I facepalmed myself. "how long has she been down here?" i asked. "i've been velmer's life mate for a little over two years now," riz answered for herself. "so, you've been here since he moved in?" "yes," she said.

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FlounderAway: Shadow’s Call

Disappearing before the other pirate dragons as xenao facepalmed and ran after her. 'virkoal is good at disappearing. she should take the magician career.' tzico muttered underneath his breath as shinro glared at him suddenly.

Adventure, Dragon, Dragoness, Ending, truth