This Onesie Stinks

Jared sat down at one of the beds he was made to remove his clothes, revealing the rest of his furry, oreo-themed body. a few prods and pinches from the doctor confirmed that yes, this was real. this man had magically been transformed into a skunk.

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Ride My Pony

An oreo shake. that's my weakness. i think half the weight i put on in college was mcflurries." i took the last sip of my beer. drinking my third of the evening was an enticing prospect.

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No Regrets

It's cliché among black-and-white animals being named "oreo", but it would fit. i thought i'd name her marbella because it makes me think of "marble", like a cake. i thought i'd flesh her out by making her prone to swearing.

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Army Shark Bitch

There was a stripe of white between those big melons, his ass looking like a very deliciously fuckable oreo. and everytime he squatted, kendo got a peek at the sharks tight pink hole buried in that deep crevice.

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For Love and Football

He smiled and waved, then backed out to head back to his home, where the only thing on his mind would be his warm bed . . .and maybe a couple oreos.

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Dragon Storm: Chapter 26: Bonds!

Don't you start with me you giant oreo!!" rio yelled. "what did you just call me?" yun asked. just as rio was going to respond to what yun had asked, cross wing began to talk.

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Somethere Out Where - Death To You Love

Eventually just submitting and taking a portion of his own 'white stuff in an oreo cookie' as the two shared a lengthy kiss. still breathing heavily when it was broken, and letting the connecting strands between the two twinkies drip off to the sides.

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The Helpline : Chapter 3

"i...i'm not sure where to even begin" sharon admitted as she looked down at the oreo butterfly on her cupcake. "i...i guess it started when he took an iq test at school. we thought it might be something fun for him to try out.

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A Night at the County Fair: Part I

Rascal tried not only deep fried twinkies that evening, but deep fried oreos and deep fried snickers as well.

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Test Trial No. 1

It had been years since he'd last seen an oreo too, he knew the temptation was there. in response, he got a loud hiss. "joust you!".

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