Epic Rap Battles of SoFurry. No. 1 Doow Vs Rawcaw
My participation is practically humanitarian, call it divine intervention to rid rap music of all pretension. let me take this opportunity to demonstrate objectively how you and me be different when it comes back down to fluency.
Flash Fiction Contest Entry at FurtheMore2019
He ran over to the bear, all pretense of their usual performance lost in the sprint. "no, no, no! divatto don't you do this to me! stop playing around and get out from that thing."
Mystery Skulls and Scooby: The Flaggelation of Love
"dude, just suck me off" arthur said, dropping all pretense. "okay" shaggy said. shaggy ripped off arthur jeans, exposing his muskylicious briefs strained brown with whatever strains guys underwear in the crotch? sweat maybe? urine stains?
Exquisitely Ruined
I thrust my thin, long-fingered hands into my enlarged coachman jacket pockets with the false pretense of warming them, in reality, desperately hoping to cease the foolish, incessant trembling of far too dainty hands.
Fate
For all their pretense of being cosmic forces given form and intent, none of the other gods matched her in this harmony; kruphix understood the tapestry of fate and purphoros gave in to his heart in his artistic trance, but both still clung on to their egos
Sexy Alien Invasion - Unidentified Flying Fucking (Part 1) - Commission for Tripod
And then it dropped all pretense of hesitation. leium suddenly was subject to a multi-prong attack on every single sensitive part of her body.
Love in an Elevator
Just like it was meant to be, when leaving behind the weak pretenses of politeness and reason. the elevator began moving down again, the emergency stop overridden from somewhere else.
Warm Up 16 | Mortals
Even if this promise was made under the pretense of our immortality, and nigh invincibility, it felt more impactful as mortals. we've lived a lot of it. trillion times over. horrors, privileges, and everything in between.
Adverse, At First [TSR]
Having already dropped all pretenses of modesty, he had no qualms about running his tongue along the quivering flesh, savouring the taste of that meatlog in all of its glory. he knew what had to be done in order to win.
The Way the World Ends...
Abandoning all pretense of appearing cool and non-distressed, i broke into a a jog but noticed that the guy behind me was not only keeping pace, but slowly gaining on me.
Lunch Break
Jake's tail swished back and forth as his father's arousal filled his nostrils and clearing his mind of any pretense of taking his time. then with a sudden rush he felt a shiver up his spine and his climax bubbled over, taking him by surprise.
Growth
Or if they did, they did so around corners as pretense, perhaps, subtext, allusion, metaphor. you were right, though, i could hear it in your voice. there was finality, there, which spoke of a choice already made.