Daddy-Bear's Boy 4
"duncan was joking that they sent us in here so they can have a dick measuring contest." nav finally said with a smile. "he also seems to think harley must be um... big all over."
The Anniversary Present [COM]
"okay, i haven't gone out and competed against everyone we know in a literal dick measuring contest. i've only seen a handful of other guys naked and that's the observation that i made." "even tim?" that piqued darren's interest.
Ballers: Pregame
The challenge rick enjoyed more than any other though was proving his unrivaled masculinity, whether that meant flexing the physique he'd earned through countless hours in the gym and a strict food regimen or having a dick measuring contest between whatever
Hellbound Hearts [Commission]
I think it’s kind of a clit-measuring contest for them, but it’s always wild.” “so like… an orgy?” mal asked, not sounding put-off by the idea. “sort of. an orgy’s all about sex, but this is like… 40% sex, 40% drinking and 20% dancing.
Daddy Bear's Boy: New Friends Chap 1
"duncan was joking that they sent us in here so they can have a dick-measuring contest." nav finally said with a smile. "he also seems to think harley must be, um... big all over."
One Hell of a Night - Chapter 7
"i don't want to be here if you're going to be having a dick-measuring contest. i'll even go so far as to leave, if that's what it takes for you two to stop fighting over who's better at kissing or giving blowjobs.
Coping Mechanism/Pet Project
Nikki was \*certainly\* watching the impromptu the measuring contest with undisguised lust, and the cougaress licked hir lips - a \*hungry\* expression on hir face. the moment passed.
The Distant Year - CHAPTER 2
The liquid-quick sidheborn girl still could not stand with him in a measured contest, he would invariably bully her to a standstill and simply dismantle her piece by piece, but she could keep up with the seasoned warrior by sheer hard-knock tenacity and quickness
Physical Education
Life is a dick measuring contest." the lynx taunts. "and i just won one." he chuckles. "what else?" "how long have you been doing that stuff for?" "since college. the money was easy and plentiful. my friend told me about it and gave me the idea."
Broken Toys Part 4
"yeah yew two need ta stop having a dick measuring contest and just ask him back to the tower like a nice fella.
My Life is Super Issue 5 - Chapter XIV
In fact, let’s face it, if this was a dick measuring contest, you wouldn’t even clear five inches while i’m pretty sure his would make it to the moon and back with room enough to fuck you right up the ass!”
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Part 1
"the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the water's flowing down the river, the mountains stand tall and eddie still tries to make everything into a dick measuring contest..."