My Awful Master

"a cat burglar, it seems. i'm sorry, but i have zero tolerance for robbers," the voice says. presumably, it is the polar bear speaking. my anxiety grows. the fucker is going to call the cops on me. a hissing sound catches my attention.

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Syngeneia Kathairein part 11

The man says he used to use a spell to change his face and skin color a lot, but it has grown redundant to his current position of cat burglar. he says "entropion! koriza told me about that dark siphon ability of yours.

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Thicker Than Thieves

Milo had high hopes, not just because they'd taken to calling him baby-face, saying he didn't have any whiskers for being a cat burglar. milo didn't appreciate the joke. he knew tonight would make things different, one way or another.

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Heroes and Villains

"i heard rumors he's gonna get really close in the season finale when he teams up with the invisible cat burglar and mamba the terrible on a plan to send captain hero to venus on a rocket they steal from the russians." henry snickered.

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God of Hunger chapter 12-18

"there has to be ... cat burglars count on it." snake cuffs him on the back of the head. el looks annoyed. "fine, we will look for a back door." spooky looks to the group, changing the subject. "won't a holy sign work against them?" he asks.

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A Lamb Among Wolves Ch:51

"i guess they don't call 'em cat burglars fer nothin'." vernon muttered, earning a nudge and a glare of disapproval from dawn as vanna's wince deepened in response.

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Le Pussycat of the Sky

You know, i've always thought i might make a good cat burglar myself..." she winks. poor oliver looks absolutely dumbfounded. "but ... you're not cross with me?" "oh my goodness no! why ever would i be?"

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Put A Ring On It

Simple, pastoral folks, mostly known for their superb chefs, brewers, and occasionally craftsmen - with the odd cat-burglar or daring adventurer for spice. _nobody_ feared the halflings, or indeed worried about them in the least.

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Red Twilight A Dawning of Power (free e-book)

"there has to be ... cat burglars like us count on it." snake cuffs him on the back of the head. el looks annoyed. "fine, we will look for a back door." spooky looks to the group, changing the subject. "won't a holy sign work against them?" he asks.

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The Metamorphosis: Horny Like a Fox

If you know there's a chance the anthro cat you've never seen before who is now standing in your house could be your roommate you generally ask a couple of questions before assuming it's a literal cat burglar and dialing 911.

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Surface

"so you're also a sculpture thief, like, some kind of cat burglar or something?" klein hadn't really cared, from an ethical standpoint.

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The Adventures of Amelia (Earhart) Robinson - A MORFS Tale

I get this thought of me as a cat burglar (squirrel burglar?) and chuckle as the door opens. "something funny?" matt. "funny how? funny like a clown?" me. "am i here to amuse you? is that what i'm doin'?"

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