The Christmas Party

The tailor stood in the corner with his tape measurer in his hooves, stroking his goat beard and watching my father's reaction from three different angles in the shop's massive set of mirrors. "stop worrying about the price tag, kiddo," he chided.

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No-Alt Insurance 3

Like a piece of taffy suddenly yanked back, or like a tape measure being sucked back into its roll, the mule's upper body rebounded along itself.

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Tales of the Slender Fang 2: Trail Rations

Feline hands gently caressed the wolf's broad hips and prodded his ample rump as the weathered tape measured out the sellsword's circumference at the hip, belly, shoulders, and ankle.

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Balto's Heritage

Claire rolled her eyes as she pulled a tape measure from her bag. rosy's father had arrived, with balto, jenna, and rosy in tow. "ah, there you are!" mayor artsone said, walking up to them. the three researchers held back.

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The Long, Cold Dark, Chapter I: Cliquot

"i should get you a new one of those," i said, gesturing at the tape measure. edmond glanced down, thumbing the ragged end. he shrugged. "i kinda like it how it is," "suit yourself," i shrugged.

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King Dolby

The fox wished he had heard those words the next morning, for he awoke with a start as he felt the cold metal of a tape measure press against his arm.

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rarity does las vagus

"hello dear, i see you're interested in that wonderful dress, for your wife, unless you like to ware it yourself, i'll have to make some adjustments to fit you but i can do it" she said getting a tape measure with her magic knowing that a few ponies

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The Dream That Turned Real Part 2 Alternate (Unfinished)

Kraig, seeing us, ran up with a tape measure and measured me at the shoulders. "seven inches wide, horscht. with your current size you should be able to gulp him down."

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Gargantine

He opened the utility drawer and pulled out the tape measure, excitedly lining it up against his hard shaft. "five and a half inches! i can't believe it. i can't believe it. it's actually working!"

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Furside - Chapter 3, Primal

The man obviously had left a tape measure in one pocket from the squareish shape he saw. he wondered idly if the man would forget it in his pants when he went to work tomorrow.

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