Chapter I: He's Everywhere
_ in what must've been the cruellest of his father's jokes, a novelty, red boxing glove equipped on a spring shot out from the a hidden panel on the door and clocked mary right between the eyes.
Coach's Boys - Chapter 17: Weekend at Coach's, Part 3: Welcome Home
The younger husky was only slightly ashamed of laughing at the terrible dad joke. right now, he could think of worse fathers than his old man. he handed the older husky a pan and rolled his eyes. "okay, that wasn't half bad.
Unjust Love. Memories of You. Part One.
Gay dad jokes aside, you think i would come home to my man hand cuffed to our bed, moaning my name, with our shared butt plug up his ass… and you think i won't take advantage of this?" tan colt tsked. “beg." he said the word and bradley blushed at that.
Story in a day - Christmas in Bernice
“fuck me, are all of you guys going to be making dad jokes this weekend, just because you’re trying to knock me up?” she groaned and shook her head at the usually serious dog, unable to stop herself from smiling.
THE HUNT: Day Three
He laughs while puffing out his chest as if that were the funniest dad joke of the year. leo: "anyway. just try it kitten. there are bound to be a frog or two in this here pond."
NOC ch17: Kismet
Her father joked that if they could have, they'd have submitted her ultrasounds into beauty contests. every movement in little melody's life was closely watched.
Ragnarök Now! chp 2: The Ride and the Truth
Said his father jokingly, shaking his head all the while. "yes sir i remember, did katie look... well different at all? you know did she seem strange or anything?"
An Unexpected Connection - An Erotic Fiction One-Shot
I had to sit up with you and comfort you with lame dad jokes til you cracked up and forgot about it?" the memory brought a smile to the bobcat's face as he shyly nodded.
Welcome to the University.
His father joked. spark was easily irritated by his father's joke about him and her getting together; he had been doing that ever since he evolved into a pikachu from his earlier years. even now, he still hated it.
Jaws of Passion
We also traded jokes; she had edgy quips, while i had an endless supply of dad jokes. whether they resulted in a chuckle or groan, as long as they got a reaction, i considered them a success.
High School of Cliches: Coming Out
"though let the poor girl dream for a little while longer," dad joked to empty laughter. "em hmn, sorry."
Shattered Pride
Sleepovers, how he'd buy the latest and most popular consoles and video games for colten and kovu on christmas, how he'd always be happy to drive the two children to the mall to for the card tournaments, and how he'd always crack at least one terrible dad joke