Raptor Island
The middle-aged, neckbearded brit tapped the stack of dogeared papers on the flimsy chipboard desk, and eyed the blond afrikaner who sat before him in the interview chair. “so, mr. de lange, what makes you want to leave south africa?"
Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery
"man, get your fucking hands off of me, you morbidly-obese, child-murdering, neckbearded, pussy-licking, giygas-worshipping ponce!"
Pay Per Visit
They were not always good experiences though; they weren't too common, but there still tended to be the occasional asshole who just wanted to own and rape her, or some neckbeard who was disgusting to be around, or some druggie who couldn't even get hard.
What Happens at Camp
Richard smiles, looking down at a brochure he'd printed out. Goosebumps come over him as he smiles wider, thinking he'd come up with a brilliant idea. Nicole has no idea what she's talking about - of course this idea will go swimmingly! _Richard...
A Crash Course in Tentacles and Trouble
People on the galactic net could be such psychos; you blow a few kisses and offer an online date in exchange of donations, then next thing claire knew, a fedora wearing neckbeard with a rifle is standing outside her modest twenty bedroom house.
New Features
"you know, one of those neckbeard types." "i mean..." yvan stood and put an arm around clare's waist, before giving her another quick kiss. "i don't blame them.
Relevant: Chapter 6
Other times, i want to find all those horny neckbeards who either decided to give me tits or a dick and balls so big i couldn't move and fuck them until they bled. i still do." he shrugged absently. "but it's all just a fantasy. it'll never happen."
College Isn't So Bad
You say in a confused tone \>she nods into the toilet \>that explains that \>"the human guys at my school were either total jocks or creepy neckbeards and the anthros liked to stick to their own species" she seemed to want to justify why, but you didn't
An Endless Voyage Ch 52: Shore Leave Continued
Finally karen got her chance, when a fat sweaty guy with a huge greasy neckbeard dropped to his knees, and sniffed her butt, then used both hands to spread her rumpcheeks.
Code Magus
He wore loopy robes that dragged on the floor and had a black neckbeard half elisha's height. he had bronze skin that shined from his bald head. he didn't look too old, he could be in his 50s. in his hand was a floating, spinning cube. "uh, the storm?"
The New Toilet in Town - Chapter 3.
Now his belly looks only slightly more swollen than that of a neckbeard after thanksgiving dinner.
Nights of Firefall: Chapter 5
\>shameless thespian you are, you laid it on thick and pretended not to be sent reeling by the sight of his neckbeard and fatbody cheeks. at least he washed unlike that little prick tom had to deal with.