Going Up, Going Down
"Thanks for coming to get me. These eye exams are always such a bitch." Cody smiled affably. It was hard to see around his trunk. "Just surprises me, is all. You could find a dick blindfolded. What do you need new contacts for?" The giraffe nudged...
Hung
--December 17th, 1908 Fire crackled in the fireplace. On its mantle were a series of certifications in gilded frames. _Honorable Judge Irene Blake is hereby appointed Judge of Small Pond, Montana_ began one particularly fancy-looking piece of...
Kahnso's Selection
"And what's your name again, princess? Don't tell me. I got this. I always remember a pretty face like that." The doe smiled impishly. Her tail wiggled and without realizing it, she batted her eyelashes amorously. "You don't have to remember my name....
Liquid Assets
The vents in the ceiling whirred, the squirrel cage fans behind them purposefully noisy to cover up the occasionally embarrassing sounds of a trip to the restroom. Dane always found the sound relaxing. Beyond the fact that the restroom was the most...
Scent of Salmon
To a salmon, there were few places more pleasant than the beach. Warm, salty water to swim in and unobstructed sun provided what felt to the lady salmon like a natural playground. Nude she swam, as the beach was designated for nudists; she swam with...
Fired Up
The small dark feline pushed through the blinding snow, squinting against the biting wind and wet flakes. His glasses were pasted with snow; his coat of was thick but the cold was biting. His light adventuring attire did very little to insulate...
Daughterly Devotion
The black-backed lioness slotted her key home and unlocked the door. In her immediate past was a birthday party, one full of liquor, skyward gunfire, and a touch of sexuality. In spite of gropes and kisses, Kleo's party had been, for the most part,...
Butt Slam Part VIII
The ocelot sat back on his bench, a wince tightening his muscles, those in his face especially. The bruising was mild compared to most of his matches; usually "Mad" Mavis was a more vicious opponent. This time the horse had settled for a few grapples...
Shifting Gears
It was eleven PM when Julan, sweaty and stiff following ten hours on a bus, fell into his bed at the _Minnesota Multinational Motel._ Julan was so exhausted that he did not snark about how poorly-named the motel was, how its proprietors had obviously...
Rising Star
Brooke passed through the wide stone archway to her dorm and slipped into her shell, a sturdy piece of armor custom-painted bronze and black, studded with metal nubs until she earned the distinction of full-on spikes. She was proud of it, and she had...
The Neighborhood Daddy
Desmond pushed his mower across the last strip of tall grass. Lawns never seemed so big until he was mowing them, and his flat rate of twenty dollars for front and back began to feel like an offer too generous to be worthwhile. He let go of the...
Taste of Tongue
The wolf ducked into the sports bar with luck on his side, as the drizzling rain turned to pouring sheets just as the door snicked home. It was an establishment he had seen dozens of times but never entered before. It featured a cozy atmosphere:...