Blowing the Game

Malcolm, in turn, was terrible at making dad jokes, and he never felt like anais was in the mood for them in the first place. when it came down to it, malcolm wasn't great at cheering her up, as far as he was concerned.

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A Stallion's Needs

Beren asked a few polite questions of hest at first, but soon switched his attention to luan and the colts with evident delight, his face glowing whenever he looked at his son and occasionally injecting dad jokes into their conversation that had atlas howling

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NOC ch17: Kismet

Her father joked that if they could have, they'd have submitted her ultrasounds into beauty contests. every movement in little melody's life was closely watched.

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Spirit Bound: Chapter Sixty-Six

Liam has referred to being gay for years, he first said he was when mary's father jokingly asked if he had a girlfriend yet. you were...?" he looked at liam as he asked that, scooping a slice of lasagne onto his plate.

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The Dawn of Destiny: Chapters 1-4

dad joked, "funny." i said slumping down at the table, "i'm only kidding, you look fab." dad said, "dad..." i said, "what... i can tell my daughter she looks great." dad said, "mum make him stop." i begged her, "stop it already."

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Live Audience: Part 4

"ok, i know you're a dad now, but i think you're too young for dad jokes already," she said, smiling into his eyes. "i love you, satsuki-chan," nick sang. "and i love you too, honeybun," she sang back.

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Ragnarök Now! chp 2: The Ride and the Truth

Said his father jokingly, shaking his head all the while. "yes sir i remember, did katie look... well different at all? you know did she seem strange or anything?"

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You will always be my baby... - A Balto Commission

Aleu rolled her eyes as she heard the cheesy dad joke, she rolled over away from him while grumbling. she could feel the diaper tightly against her as the crinkling was barely muffled by the couch, she could hear her father rustling something behind her.

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Winter Breeze Ch. 7

May contain: lame dad jokes(hide yo kids!) lame pick-up lines (hide yo wife!) alcohol intake and underage drinking (eh, it's not that severe. it's just one scene m'kay??!) mild casual cursing, and five page long-ass buttsex (hide yo hasubandos!)

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