The Dawn of Destiny: Chapters 1-4
dad joked, "funny." i said slumping down at the table, "i'm only kidding, you look fab." dad said, "dad..." i said, "what... i can tell my daughter she looks great." dad said, "mum make him stop." i begged her, "stop it already."
Spirit Bound: Chapter Sixty-Six
Liam has referred to being gay for years, he first said he was when mary's father jokingly asked if he had a girlfriend yet. you were...?" he looked at liam as he asked that, scooping a slice of lasagne onto his plate.
Live Audience: Part 4
"ok, i know you're a dad now, but i think you're too young for dad jokes already," she said, smiling into his eyes. "i love you, satsuki-chan," nick sang. "and i love you too, honeybun," she sang back.
A Stallion's Needs
Beren asked a few polite questions of hest at first, but soon switched his attention to luan and the colts with evident delight, his face glowing whenever he looked at his son and occasionally injecting dad jokes into their conversation that had atlas howling
Blowing the Game
Malcolm, in turn, was terrible at making dad jokes, and he never felt like anais was in the mood for them in the first place. when it came down to it, malcolm wasn't great at cheering her up, as far as he was concerned.
NOC ch17: Kismet
Her father joked that if they could have, they'd have submitted her ultrasounds into beauty contests. every movement in little melody's life was closely watched.
Pull Your Weight
Whether it was the cock nudging against his throat or the dad joke, coal never knew - or really cared. he pushed forward with his hips and forced his thick cock into the fox's throat. alan gagged, whimpered.
Ragnarök Now! chp 2: The Ride and the Truth
Said his father jokingly, shaking his head all the while. "yes sir i remember, did katie look... well different at all? you know did she seem strange or anything?"
Winter Breeze Ch. 7
May contain: lame dad jokes(hide yo kids!) lame pick-up lines (hide yo wife!) alcohol intake and underage drinking (eh, it's not that severe. it's just one scene m'kay??!) mild casual cursing, and five page long-ass buttsex (hide yo hasubandos!)
What Teachers Do in Their Free Time
"hey, i tell the dad jokes around here," he said in a playfully scolding voice, reaching up and ruffling my head fur.
EPHEMERAL (Teaser)
I laugh awkwardly at the dad joke, but thankfully my voice is drowned out by his bombastic laughter. dustin: "i'm dustin, by the way, it's nice to bump into you."
You will always be my baby... - A Balto Commission
Aleu rolled her eyes as she heard the cheesy dad joke, she rolled over away from him while grumbling. she could feel the diaper tightly against her as the crinkling was barely muffled by the couch, she could hear her father rustling something behind her.