Sleipnir Weapons and Tactics, Chapter 3
“come on, dad jokes and puns help me to deal with it." she turned towards the kitchen. “come on, i'll get you a box of cereal to start with." “when you say box, you don't mean one of those little mini ones, do you?"
Motes Played — Chapter 2
She would say that she is not, that it is a partnership, it is two actors playing their parts: she, the mother; him, the father — dad jokes and all. they are roles in a long-running production.”
Crouching Toriel, Hidden Cougar: Chapter Six
"just 'cause you're not fluent with dad jokes doesn't mean anything. it's just a silly thing tori and me do. doesn't mean you're not the coolest brother ever. 'cause you are."
Hive-Park Chapter 4
Her father joked. “the past several mornings, i believe." her mother corrected. corinne just smiled and shrugged. “i guess. i've just been having some good dreams lately.
Jaws of Passion, Chapter 1
dad jokes, lame puns, and the like are my shtick!' "besides," she added, "this coming monday, selling memberships and pushing products is gonna be my responsibility here. lucky me, huh?" "no kidding?" he asked, "you're gonna work here?
Spirit Bound: Chapter Sixty-Six
Liam has referred to being gay for years, he first said he was when mary's father jokingly asked if he had a girlfriend yet. you were...?" he looked at liam as he asked that, scooping a slice of lasagne onto his plate.
Pepper VS Wordplay
Talking to the librarian is like being party to a very long dad joke. i walked right past the librarian toward the habitat.
What Happens at Spacial Combat Training...
She laughed at my dad joke, and then persisted in following me around ever since. becoming my "combat companion" in any situation where the males and females were allowed to work together.
What Teachers Do in Their Free Time
"hey, i tell the dad jokes around here," he said in a playfully scolding voice, reaching up and ruffling my head fur.
Suburban Secrets Pt.1
Dom laughed along to the dad joke and allowed sam a view of his backside going up the steps of the deck up to the door. he could have sworn he heard the dog growl, but he knew he felt a pinch. the human grinned again.
Grounded For The Night (Cleared for Landing 1)
"you're rolling eyes at me like you're my pup and i told a winner of a dad joke, marc," the canid said. marc laughed at the comment. "well you're standing there in your birthday suit like an old man in a locker room.
Pull Your Weight
Whether it was the cock nudging against his throat or the dad joke, coal never knew - or really cared. he pushed forward with his hips and forced his thick cock into the fox's throat. alan gagged, whimpered.