A Night to Forget Pt. 2: The Game of Life
I've tried roadkill--car, train, you name it--and all sorts of crap, but last night was something nobody had ever seen before. i don't mean that i wanted to stage it, or that i wanted an audience, nothing stupid like that.
Kingdom of the Old Demons: Chapter 4
This, however, made the carriage notorious for a high level of roadkill, which the trio actually witnessed when a demonic creature walked to the street and was simply crushed.
Where There's a Will...
But the monster-dog would get to him first.â he'd be found dead in the morning, with no way to explain how he had passed away, the investigators poring over claw and tooth marks and wondering how his assailant (the roadkill) had managed to take john's
A New Rubber You
"more like roadkill. what the hell?" "there's a shop over there. makes you all kinds of hard to hurt. you should check it out, man; we're all getting in on it." a shop that made it harder to get hurt? that didn't sound right.
Working Hard part 5
We could eat roadkill with a clan of hobos and i'd still be having a great time as long as i'm sharing it with you." "that's a relief. do you know that old quarry, outside of town?" my head tilted, causing mick to erupt with laughter.
Scene I: To Commence (Starfox)
It was something about him that, juxtaposed with his playful quip and his politeness, clashed and by its very nature was magnetically repulsive, like roadkill and brain surgery.
Make Love the WereFox Way
Maybe she was trying to get al the beefy werewolf jealous, but kev would be roadkill if he did find out. now i forgot to tell you about antonia werecat and alexander werewolf.
Milking the Steer Part 2: Leading the Herd
George says, proudly slapping heffer's back in a fatherly-manner, "that's the smell of fresh roadkill! your mother is quite the cook."
Commission - Ice Cream at the Butcher's
Your meat looks like roadkill. you alright, kid?" albert squints, his eyebrows elevated. "uh... uh-huh..." jinny responds lackadaisically. with every passing second her once pristine beef curtains are becoming more like an overused bath towel.
To See Another Morning
"at least i got some roadkill for the cats while i was at it, but you're right that this thing costs a fortune to run anymore." "you all take care, now... and watch out for nails, pete!"
A Price for Everything pt 5
The only cure for that was to eat, and roadkill or a burger joint dumpster weren't always handy, especially out around the national park where he went if at all possible during that time of the month.
Office Space
Now, not only are raccoons defined as tiny thieves but they were also masters of the 'looks like roadkill' maneuver. preston froze, eyes wide, and fell on his back, mind running a mile a minute as the question screamed in his mind.