Out Of Mind

"Where is my mind? Way out in the water See it swimmin'..." (The Pixies, Where Is My Mind?) It'd been one of those mornings on which Fran just hadn't felt like getting up at all. What good could come from it? She hadn't been able to picture...

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The Beastfolk - Final Version

Racial traits: +2 constitution, -2 dexterity medium-size bug hunters: +1 on attack rolls against arthropod vermin (insects, arachnids, and invertebrates of all kinds), and +1 on damage rolls, provided only natural weapons are used.

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13 Short Porn Stories

Seeing that they were out of range, the invertebrate began a series of handstands, flips and cartwheels, definitely bringing his tail within striking range when he was in the air and/or upside-down, forcing the adventurer to pull himself up with his arms and

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The Master's Tools

"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things." (Terry Pratchett) "So these robot masters," Fran's roommate had asked her as she'd been playing Mega Man, "they're supposed to have been built to do just this one job, right?" The jackal had...

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Water Flowing Underground

"After everything, it's still you." (Undertale, Genocide Run) "It was you, wasn't it?" The humanoid ant queen had stared Fran down severely from her earthen throne. "You killed the ants, didn't you?" The queen had brandished a bloodied ant skull in...

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What Ships Are For

"Nobody's gonna show you the way, nobody's gonna hold your hand..." (Zeal & Ardor) "We can't even imagine what it was like for people on boats back in those days," Fran's roommate had said. "When they'd cross the ocean, it was like, on this...

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Spheres of Influence

The whole country was in shock. The world reeled. How could this have happened? "Mandrake, are you awake?" The otter awoke to pick up his phone groggily. "I am now, what's going on, Klein?" At this hour it had better have been important. "It's Mano....

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Fear Is The Weakness (Tame) Part 2

Reminds me of invertebrates.**" that made siggy growl a bit, as he struggled against the red paw. " **how is my** _ **reality** _ **doing, by the way?**" "reality...?" "ah, taath..."

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Fear Is The Weakness (Tame)

Reminds me of invertebrates.**" that made siggy growl a bit, as he struggled against the red paw. " **how is my** _ **reality** _ **doing, by the way?**" "reality...?" "ah, taath..."

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