TGIF - Thank God It's Facesitting
The clocks in the lobby and every office struck six, and their warm chimes carried with them a simple but compelling message for those in _Lankett & Co. Law Firm._ It said to them, _time to go home, TGIF, try not to blow your whole paycheck on beer....
Jugband
_Just let me do the talking,_ said fresh-faced but sharp-eyed Ben. _Trust me, all you gotta do is sit there. And wear that really low-cut top._ It was no secret that Cass helped her band - the _Fire Stones_ - score the gig by being hot. The other band...
Blue-Balled by Bears Squared
The Clydesdale sat down gingerly at the Kushner family's kitchen table, feeling wary of the wooden chairs. A quarter of the table away was a handsome young bear with a toothy grin just showing between his thick black jowls. He kicked the horse's shin...
Mama Does it Best
--College It was a dull night, one without any studying, partying, or even gaming when Brittany asked Macharius coolly, "What're your plans for summer break?" The dragon murmured in thought. He always had to gather his thoughts when he was having...
Two Years
_It's amazing how much two years can change someone._ _Only the most stable, well-bred, and resourceful marines were picked for the duty of colonization. It amounted to five years of watching automated 'bots terraform the new desert planet. Five years...
Aspirations
--Fresh off the Bus Lars winced at the smell of bus exhaust and tightened up his coat. It was bitter in Chicago, _colder than your fuck'n bitch mom's heart_, as dear old dad would have put it. That was usually followed by _turn up the heat and get me...
The Flipside Part III
--The night before A pay-per-view live boxing match played out on the wall-mounted plasma TV, and the girls on the couch whooped and laughed with the most vicious blows. Four tall and stout liquor bottles sat on the table, drained of their contents....
Do Whatever
Kahnso's mansion wasn't exactly the kind of place Christine expected it to be. The place was immaculate and moody, full of black and burgundy like something from a vampire's castle. Monuments to the singer's ego stood in the foyer, marble effigies with...
Another Lateral Promotion
"Hey, next time the boss catches you playing that crap, you know what's gonna happen." The goat looked up from his game. He was wearing his easygoing, mellow smile which many mistook for a stoner's vacant expression when they noticed how chubby he...
Pizza Box
The buzzer; then the knock; then the pizza. That was how the night was supposed to go. Pizza and a movie, maybe video games, and maybe while he looked at porn later that night. Cold pizza and edging went well together, so thought Pheeze. Instead, the...
Unloading Part II: Summer Vacation
Aivon scratched his bare leg, digging through the plush fur just before the point where his avian scales started. He was certain he had gotten a tropical rash. How he had gotten a tropical rash in Santa Monica, California, was something he was still...
Substitute Teacher Trick
--The Gym "Leaving early?" Andrea looked up from her shoelaces. Her eyes, yellow and frigid, pierced the boy like daggers. He visibly flinched back, looking down and clinging to his mop's handle as if it would hold him up. "Fuck's it to you, fag?"...