Papa's Pup

When it came to the _Pup Club,_ only two kinds of patron came to mind. There were pups, and there were daddies. The pups and the daddies came in all shapes and sizes. Some pups could be daddies and vice versa, and it was acceptable for a pup to be a...

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Journalistic Integrity

Exclusive interviews with "Kocaine" Kahnso weren't an easy thing to come by. Knelle understood that the quickest and cheapest way to get one (and all the readers that went with it) was to be a woman with very nice breasts and similarly outstanding butt...

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Replacement

--1 "That's the third fucking time this week some fucking _fuck's_ gotten into my trash cans," Kahnso snapped. "These paparazzi motherfuckers are like fucking raccoons! What do I pay you assholes for?" Kahnso's overwhelmed guard captain folded back...

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Jugband

_Just let me do the talking,_ said fresh-faced but sharp-eyed Ben. _Trust me, all you gotta do is sit there. And wear that really low-cut top._ It was no secret that Cass helped her band - the _Fire Stones_ - score the gig by being hot. The other band...

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Ganon's Dominion

After so long, it was finally time for Link to put an end to the evil beast which had once been a man: Ganon. Every moment had led up to this fateful encounter in the heart of the Pyramid of Power. His bottles were full of potions, the Master Sword a...

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Aspirations

--Fresh off the Bus Lars winced at the smell of bus exhaust and tightened up his coat. It was bitter in Chicago, _colder than your fuck'n bitch mom's heart_, as dear old dad would have put it. That was usually followed by _turn up the heat and get me...

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The Flipside Part III

--The night before A pay-per-view live boxing match played out on the wall-mounted plasma TV, and the girls on the couch whooped and laughed with the most vicious blows. Four tall and stout liquor bottles sat on the table, drained of their contents....

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