A Hero's Reward Part X: Rant In My Face

Stand up and punt those finks!" nikki cheered, attempting to lift the nearly seven-foot-tall giant by the shoulders. "i can't." the jaguar replied, sniffing up his tears. "oh, move over! let me give 'em a word or two!"

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A Battle for the Soul 5 - Within Cursed Memories

"ai fink thezz an ecumenical mehter zhao." "what are you doing?!" cried ravinder smacking the back of her head. "do you greet all your friends first time with such crude impressions?"

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The Seeker, Chapter 11

"rat finks!" i hissed. next time i looked both sides were throwing grappling hooks as the occasional cannon still roared out a shot.

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The Maiden Squad: Chapters Seven - Eleven

“i fink someone missed his nap time.” “keep it up, and i’m gonna start bitin’ people.” “awww, widdle puppy bites!” esmir settled down alongside mirin. “do you think he has those little needly puppy teeth, too?” “i ain’t yer damn puppy, looney bin.”

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Boiling Water

"if you fink i waf finish, you're crashy!" she said. "i'm gunna keep bounding you until i cum, ad if dat meensh you cum twishe, gid reddy fer yer ballsh to hurd fur a while!" "mmmhhmm!" jake conceded submissively.

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Candace being Candace 2 - Pariah

I fink dat buwwet maybe got a liddle bwain after all!" candace puts on a plain, dead expression, letting her tongue flop about, yet can't help but crack a grin and a giggle.

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Tales from the BellHunterVerse Ch2

"i waff bogign to fink i goft gofsted agan..." the hyeness mumbled out over the sound of her chewing. yuri let out a sigh of relief as the full scene came into view.

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Delinquents

"oh, i can't fink on them." "you'd better worry more about what'll happen to you if you don't tell me.

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A Frog is Born

"uh muh gawd, i fink i tasteh muhself..." she grumbled with a slur. when her tongue bounced back into form, it still protruded past her lips by a few good inches. this thing was far too big for a human mouth, but lilly had grown too tired to hide it.

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My Gym Partner's Faculty's Some Fruits and Freaks

The fink even clenched down; his chest took up all the whale's view, and in a flash that sheet of paper was old news. will made appeals, with attention on him. "aren't you always educational.

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