For The Ladies
--1 Violet wasn't a common patron at the male strip club, but neither was she a complete stranger. Every now and again, when her boyfriend Jack was away or otherwise occupied, she would head there for a few thrills; a couple of drinks and a fistful of...
Honorable Discharge
--1 Life on a military base is tough and uncomfortable but satisfying. Everybody has a share of the grunt work and a stiff bunk with no privacy. Communal living takes away social stigmas like shy bladders and bashful nudity, but it also claims the...
Mangled Feelings
Desmond's second night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was strangely quieter than the first. By all rights, the first night had shaved years off of his life. He was stunned to realize that his hair hadn't turned white. But grinning animatronic abominations...
King Bowser's Royal Ass-Kissers
"What do you think, Bitey?" _"Spitey,_ my name is Spitey," he corrected, groaning. It was the third time in a week he'd corrected King Bowser. As for how many times he'd corrected the koopa in the whole of his captivity, he'd given up keeping count...
Down Payment
Off the train and past the trees and the river was a vacant home. Two stories with a basement, a purple roof and some amenities included. It belonged to a local shopkeeper by the name of Nook. Hershel peered through the windows, bumped his pink nose...
Higher and Higher
Meredith was sure that somewhere in her lineage, she was Indian. Her taste for the food was uncanny and her appreciation for the culture bordered on that of a connoisseur. Perhaps she enjoyed the heat; or perhaps it was the way locals bent over...
Driven Inside
Ward stared out the window, watching the rain fall. Outside, a few miles away and less than an hour ago, was where the football game was supposed to begin. A surprise downpour turned the park field into a slurry of mud and slippery grass. Everyone...
Bowser's Trap
All King Bowser had wanted that night was a girl to fuck, and that was all he asked for. He put his two best men on it, members of the Koopa Troop he had known for years, and he told them he expected results by nine. It was quarter to eight when they...
A Big Situation Handled Under the Table
"Why I let you talk me into this, I'll never know." It was the first time Sylvia had said those exact words that night, but not the first time she'd expressed the sentiment. She twirled her fork around and around in her spaghetti, well past the point...
Burning Calories
Byron held the door handle and looked through the tinted glass. The exercise equipment inside wasn't just intimidating to him, it was downright alien. He had never been to a gym before, but he was tired of seeing slim lines in the mirror and carving...
Just Drunk Enough...
--1 "You get that shit running yet or _what?"_ "I'm gonna go with _or what._ If you want your bike to run, you need to quit fucking buggin' me, because I'm a fucking _artist,"_ Jimmy scoffed, flicking up his square Shepherd snout. Zaylin was...
Making a Mark
--1 "I need that equipment tested and ready for tonight, you got that or what?" Ricky groaned, puffing smoke past his perfect lips. He rubbed his hoof on the wall and looked up at the dusk sky. Orlando was exactly as boring as he thought it would be,...