My Gym Partner's Bro Blazes Down (Part 2)

"they're blueballed, man... i'm so sprung i can't see straight, but i'd be kiddin' myself to say they need it less." he peered up; will mugged back, with the look of a man who loved life. "then let's give what they deserve."

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Order Up 3: Matters of Opinion

Since you so thoroughly humiliated me in front of my buddies at your job, you've given me a nice case of blueballs. i've been saving myself for you, love, and i'd like to spend a little quality time with you.

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Bedlam's Requiem

None of us really enjoyed the presence of the local canterlot elite, and i was especially relieved to not having once encountered jet set, upper crust, or the prince of blueballs, but we did not let them bother us.

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The Ominous Omnibus - Story Commission

"ooooooo, blueballs?" she winced. "well, blue-ish..." "probably a good thing that our clothes didn't come through," shi sighed. "they wouldn't fit anyways."

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A Case of the Flutters

"don't look now, but i see prince blueballs." that got a good laugh out of us. i had all but forgotten that little tidbit from my first encounter with him.

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Started with a Rock (Giant Formating nightmare)

"one punishment can last over several days...i believe aside from being called edging, it's also known as blueballing...and it doesn't have to be done the same way each day either..."

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