Tribal Tribute
Sayinaral began her journey alone, as it was the crowning achievement of her life and a moment of greatness for her tribe. The demure, rather human-like woman proudly and dauntlessly weathered the unkind hike and at times knee-deep drifts of snow on...
Great Dane Delight
Watch someone's dog for a day. Maybe walk it, feed it, whatever, and get a couple misplaced prescriptions of Oxycontin in exchange. It was a job simple enough for a moron, and that made it perfect for Lars. And speaking of Oxy, had a tablet in the...
Shacking Up
Cole was half asleep when his phone rang. "Mmm, fuggit," he yawned, stretching and letting it ring. He figured it was a call from work. Whenever somebody left a hole in the schedule, he was on the shortlist (the _shitlist,_ as he called it) when it...
Going Down by the River
They had seen him a few times now. He would come to their secluded part of the forest where the biggest pond was fed by the creek. It was here they played in every sense of the word, carefree siblings living as lovers, splashing and diving in delight....
Christmas Rut
--1 "The county commissioner got back to us about your demands for the Christmas show." Kahnso sipped his bourbon and flipped the page in his magazine. _Lamborghini Today_ was the name of the publication, his subscription to which came with the...
Grass and Ass
The stench of pot was hardly the worst smell in the bathroom. Diego thought it actually improved things a little bit in there, but Diego tended to think pot improved most situations. It made stressful moments calmer, made calmer moments downright...
Fond Duplicity
--Prologue I _Cut it out! Stop it! My homework! Why are you_ doing _this to me? Leave me alone, jerk!_ Nefas heard those phrases nearly every day. Though only thirteen-and-a-half, he stood tall above his schoolmates. Hyena and honey badger genealogy...
Truckstop Trick Part II
The gray fox in the fishnet reached under his shorts and tugged his thong out from between his ass cheeks. "This thing feels like it's gonna saw me in half," he groused. An impressive cloud of vapor formed on his breath. "Why can't we do this somewhere...
Pin to Win
Carl really should have known better. Maybe he secretly did. He was foolish to challenge a Pokemon in the ring, especially since that Pokemon was a Machamp named Maverick, a four-armed creature made almost entirely of muscle with a genetic love for...
Order Up (OLD)
Tuggs grunted and slumped over the counter. With eyes too tired for contempt, he glanced around at the dozen or so customers in the restaurant. All of them were variously fat and unattractive - and of course, none of them were bears or badgers or any...
Virgin Night
The Sylveon named Oberon peeked from between the dark purple curtains. He saw dozens of Pokemon seated at tables and the bar, more than there had been when he had first come in. There were still some energetically moving on the dance floor, but most...
Bruised Knuckles and Tied Knots
Blood was still drying on Luka's knuckles when she got her fresh beer. What was left of the last one was soaking into the planks on the floor. Its bottle, shattered from the base of the neck down, was somewhere on the floor too. The fool whose skull...