Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 6
CHAPTER 6: THE MASKED MIMIGA The Masked Mimiga appeared to be a cyborg Mimiga just like King; I couldn't quite figure out who he was, but he definitely looked familiar. Also, he had a lightsaber just like King's,except that this one was red instead...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 5
CHAPTER 5: IN ONE EAR, OUT THE OTHER "OOF! OW! D'OH! URK! OUCH!" I yelled in pain, making a very rough-and-tumble crash-landing inside the enormous robot's left ear canal. "Well, I don't see any wax in here whatsoever..." "INTRUDER ALERT!" the...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 4
CHAPTER 4: WAR OF THE WORDS Back at the orphanage, we got all of our stuff together and prepared for the Doctor's uprising. I got my metal baseball bat and a garbage-can lid, and King got his lightsaber. All of the other 48 Mimigas in our army...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 3
CHAPTER 3: THE DOCTOR LOVES CHILDREN Arriving at Building 122004, we hopped off of our motorcycles and went in. "Hello, we would like to book an appointment with the Doctor." I explained. "By appointment, do you mean interview?" the lobby...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 2
CHAPTER 2: DIGGING FOR GOLD IN THE SHOWER The next day, I decided to play an extremely idiotic yet downright hilarious prank on King for comedy relief's sake. After he took his shower, I took my shower and stayed in the shower with the water...
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1: THE SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR MIMIGAS There I was, me with my dorky brown Russian hat and my ridiculously oversized green-framed nerd goggles, still living in that crummy old floating sky island, about two weeks after that world-famous day when...
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