The Petting Zoo
More like a yellow car, fucking lemon! and of course the batteries went dead, and the regular engine wouldn't start, in the middle of nowhere! he looked at the map, but gave up in frustration.
Karen
Ooraka, a single male without a care in the world, decides to go to a nearby strip club under suggestion from his friends. Unsure as to why, he goes along, only to find his life changing that night. "Dude, you gotta go see the new club. They...
Earned It
--1 Contessa's nudity in the office belied stark professionalism. Below her feet, the soundproofed floor shook softly with thunderous dance beats while her carefully-chosen dancers kept her high-paying clientele entertained. Hours before she had been...
Rain and Snow, Chapter 3
Maybe i should get the car." "fuck that. just give me the heavy shit." mako insisted with a confident grin. "i'll carry your stuff and you, no sweat." "no, that's quite alright. i don't mind walking.
Three Furs, One House
Swiff will murder us both if we so much as touch that car." "fuck, man..." "we can, however, take the gt500 next to it." "we can?!" i had to laugh at the eagerness with which he responded to that statement. "yup.
Unloading Part II: Summer Vacation
Aivon scratched his bare leg, digging through the plush fur just before the point where his avian scales started. He was certain he had gotten a tropical rash. How he had gotten a tropical rash in Santa Monica, California, was something he was still...
New Life Blues Part II
--1 Desmond slipped into an alley, and he leaned back against a cold flank of brick. It was the side of a closed-down cafe that, during its' short run, sold more roach carcasses and salmonella viruses than food. The night was fast closing in; street...
They Cum from Outer Space
He cursed the car. "fuck you." he put the ignition key into the "off" position and tried to start the car again, but there was no reaction. zip. there was simply no power. "fuck," he thought. the battery must've been dead.
Adolescent Lycanthrope pt. 4
car sex is kind of logistically awkward. so it's heavy in your mouth, taut and fluttering in the way you're quickly learning dicks are.
Xenophobia
I'll hug them dearly while you drive to your cozy home in your expensive new car, fucking savior"_. "of course he wasn't thinking that, alan. why would he want to say that to the only person on the street who cared enough to give him a hand-out?"
how would you like to die?
Ok then" then she removed my pants and we made love or in this case car sex!
Sam and Max: The case of clothes thieves
"besides, we already had a car sex scene, so it would only be redundant." "but sam, porn is redundant! and very pleasurable."